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@agenteli.bsky.social

Fart joke connoisseur, unemployed comedy writer, enjoyer of fine vintage video games. Chicago improv @ the playground theater, Bughouse theater, wherever they let me fart on stage.

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Deal Alert! This Woman Is Throwing Her Cheating Boyfriendโ€™s Video Games out of a Window hard-drive.net/deal-alert-t...

23.01.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of โ€˜President A Giant Pedophileโ€™ News Cycle

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of โ€˜President A Giant Pedophileโ€™ News Cycle

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of โ€˜President A Giant Pedophileโ€™ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

20.01.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5954    ๐Ÿ” 1195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Every Netflix show

13.01.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17 years on from its release

13.01.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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one of scott adams best posts

13.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6458    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story

For No Reason in Particular Hereโ€™s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

09.01.2026 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8313    ๐Ÿ” 3691    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

A section in the Library of Congress for the ASCII art found in the beginning of every GameFaqs walkthrough

29.12.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

25.12.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 404    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

An absolute tragedy. He seemed like such a genuinely good man.

22.12.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A .mx domain, aw you hate to see it

19.12.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Playing Yu-Gi-Oh: Master Duel at a bar, that counts right?

11.12.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working on a writing packet for a certain well known comedy institution: regardless of whether I get hired from it, Iโ€™m feeling real proud of what I got, and moreover, it just feels really good to be writing jokes again

11.12.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Done and also, JFC

09.12.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dafuq is this banjo-kazooie enemy looking ass fish

08.12.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus wept

08.12.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Club Penguin meme: 

"nine one one what's your emergency"
"what do you mean youre being murdered"
"thats illegal people cant do that"

The Club Penguin meme: "nine one one what's your emergency" "what do you mean youre being murdered" "thats illegal people cant do that"

Every time someone posts to cite a law that the current US administration is breaking, it feels exactly like this:

26.03.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1755    ๐Ÿ” 441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Kayla is my hero

06.12.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My sister got me a new friend

06.12.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re so brave for saying this

06.12.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And this oneโ€™s a bit โ€œannoying extrovertโ€ but I have started carrying around a pocket chess set and if someone is interested, this is a good one to bust out

04.12.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh oh oh,

Dr. Wolf Teaches Chess is a great app! Subscription based but free trial is ๐Ÿ’ฏ

I.A. Horowitz books are great for openings

Iโ€™d look in Raul Caprabanca. Chess master who was less about memorizing moves, and more about vibes.

04.12.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 minutes and and holy hell, hard agree

04.12.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly redownloading this and Beat Sneak Bandit. Such stylish and tight games

04.12.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.11.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My GOATs.

The 1UP show was my favorite. Looked forward to it every week. There just has been nothing like it ever since.

25.10.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What movie do you consider perfect?

24.09.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not a big baseball guy but having fun at the cubs/mets game holy shit is that the tom jones joke guy?

24.09.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See this is what I should get push notified for

19.09.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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