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Astrostats MRes Candidate at Macquarie Uni Formerly @nyuphysics.bsky.social & @uofdenver.bsky.social Data Science He/They πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jonahdg.github.io

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Tooth brush and toothpaste

08.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry guys Sam Altman says we're close to AGI

08.08.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Plate the dog

Plate the dog

07.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It won't happen but I truly hope IndyCar sues

06.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

25% cut to the NASA budget but don't worry we have money for this

04.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If enough of us request money instead of sending money, someone in the government will accidentally send some

26.07.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out moving to the other side of the world does not make US politics any less depressing

24.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.

good headline

10.07.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7974    πŸ” 1443    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 72

Shocking things happen when you treat humans like humans

06.07.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cookbook:Table of Contents - Wikibooks, open books for an open world

Idk if you're referring to en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook or something else, but it's a godsend

05.07.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ploopy Knob sounds like a British insult

04.07.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May thy bottle chip and shatter

04.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get my hopes up

25.06.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow we might actually hear how trump says "Mamdani" now

25.06.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talking to my Arizona friends about Zohran as if they have a stake in the NYC Mayoral race

24.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's crazy is that if you don't like Mamdani or Lander and wanted someone Pro Israel, you still wouldn't have to rank cuomo

22.06.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was working in a coffee shop the other day. When I left the temperature reading in my car was 120Β°

20.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA 10

17.06.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t rank Cuomo.

16.06.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2873    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 27

Only Eric Adams could be so bad that NYC doesn't elect another ineffectual centrist

12.06.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fund astronomy, not genocide. You can help save cosmic science for future generations. This figure by Skylar Grayson shows how much the univese we will be cut off from studying using...

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Good morning!! It’s easy in these times to feel like the problems are big and we are small. Trump is relying on us to give in to that feeling. But there are steps we can take β€” in coalition.

Please help us save cosmic science β™₯️ πŸ”­πŸ§ͺβš›οΈ

more of my thoughts on this here:

03.06.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

No one does it like New York

29.05.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025*

25.05.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I wish the first time I had discovered Charlie Kirk was in 2026

25.05.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta make sure each and every one is safe for you and your friends

24.05.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PhET is like the PBS of high school and undergraduate physics classrooms. This is upsetting news and doesn't bode well for the future of physics.

βš›οΈπŸ§ͺ

08.05.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The jet was woke

07.05.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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