Torvin AKA Chunus

It's only for a minute, but to him it'll feel like a day. Some people go in the crystal for years!

Johnny: "hrrrngh I wish I was gettin JACKED OFF by my ex (who sold me heroin)
Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-"
Karen: "I hate my bitch husband"
Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh"
The House: (rubbing its big round belly)

"music" was invented in 465,053 BC to distract people from the fact that Grg stole a rock from Yrrm and crushed his head in with it. If you listen to music you're pretty much enabling and normalizing the concepts of theft and murder.

Just invented another app that does this too

a couple of men are standing next to each other in a living room . ALT: a couple of men are standing next to each other in a living room .

Tomorrow @junlper.beer and @birdrespecter.bsky.social of @killthecomputer.com fame will be joining me on @culturedumpster.com podcast along with @thelouvreof.bsky.social and we're gonna fuck shit up.

huge Rock thrown through China's glass bridge

Jaws, 1976

*camera at a town meeting cuts to Robert Shaw gnawing on a jerkied grizzly bear penis

We’re gonna kill that fuckin shark.

have you considered it's because your explanation sucks ass

yeah, what are we, a bunch of ASIANS?

Free Penis Man

www.fox10phoenix.com/news/penis-m...

dril hasn't posted in like a month. they dragged him on his hairy stomach into an abandoned applebees and are kicking the dogshit out of him every day now because he dodn't satand for the pledge

I'm sure being wokescolded by a roleplay account on Bluesky for posting a couple of photos is what's really going to turn this whole thing around

‘Penis Man’ vandal strikes again; multiple graffiti tags pop up in Phoenix area No arrests have been made, but online commenters are wondering who could be behind the very public penile penmanship.

babe wake up. Penis Man has returned.

I havbe posters badness (i post bad)

Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge

Gotta watch something, and the new Alien Earth isn’t out till Tuesday

You're probably the last person who should be posting "dismissive wanking gesture" considering you log on every day just to jack yourself off in public.

Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games, we’ve got everything you want as long as it’s fun and games

slommy

Dog Pop (made from Real Dogs)

I don't have to condemn shit his death, and you don't have to play appeasement you Quisling doofus

Is that where you believe you’re at with your game? I feel like this undercuts your argument against Team Cherry, who has also invested years into their project and are confident in its quality.

It’s true

Rest In Power Joe Rogan, you had the flattest penis I’ve ever seen

Bullshit that thing was SWINGING and quite. Long.

What if Tame Impala is actually 2 guys but they're identical twins and they just take turns

Do you think you’re at the $20 space when you haven’t released a game yet

It’s crazy how everyone knows E=MC^2 but nobody knows what Albert Einstein actually looked like

he also oversaw the evolution of the GWOT into a death squad shoothouse, and the massive expansion of deportations :) What a nice young man.