The artist formerly known as Mondaydrunk

Tax exiles should be stripped of all UK honours.

Presumably Manchester United will only be signing British players now? #ratcliffe

Seems I was in a minority in actually enjoying the superbowl.

There's going to be a lot of "I told you so" Matthew Stafford mvp voters tonight. #SuperBowl

Well I doubt I'll be seeking any Bad Bunny out on Spotify in the next few days, but there's no denying that was a bloody good performance #halftimeshow #SuperBowl

You have to say this is a nepalling over from England #t20

‘We lived a miraculous thing’: Castel di Sangro, 30 years on from their epic rise The smalltown club’s Serie B adventure captivated football and inspired a famous book. That team’s spirit remains and is being passed to their successors

www.theguardian.com/football/202... the Miracle of Castle di Sangro is such a good book. The 30th anniversary might be my cue for a re-read.

Thanks! That's pretty much how it was in the dream, in mirror image. Might have had a bit more lift on the shot in my version. Of all the things to dream about, a Ray Daniel goal would be about the most unexpected thing I could think of.

He'd have been at left back if it had been real. Maybe it was from a corner.

Had a bizarre dream involving Ray Daniel coming up from right back and scoring an absolute screamer from the edge of the area for Pompey. Wikipedia confirms he did score 4 times, but it doesn't say if any were screamers. Haven't thought about Ray Daniel in 30 years. No idea where this came from.

‘I enjoy the Championship’: Burnley fans stay positive as relegation looms Clarets host must-win game with West Ham on Saturday with the club facing a third demotion in three Premier League seasons

www.theguardian.com/football/202... there definitely comes a point being a fan of a smaller club when you wonder what the point of it all is. 1992 was the beginning of the end.

The worst thing for me is the scoring. Because of the one point for a win in the semi final, you can have the bizarre situation where players can have the same number of match wins, but the one who actually won more nights is lower in the table on points. It makes no sense!

China to ban hidden door handles seen on some electric cars From next year, new car models will have to have both exterior and interior handles with mechanical releases.

news.sky.com/story/flatpl... next they'll becoming for our pub toilet doors hiding as bookshelves.

Outspending everyone at every level is such a fairytale #wrexham

It was Humphries two and a half years ago. There's hope for everyone else that the level will drop off

Luke Littler is incredible, but he got the breaks tonight. I do find myself supporting whoever he's playing now. Need some variety. #thedarts

Getting a bit tasty there. Must be the malard reaction. #wsl

Lucky Now

open.spotify.com/album/0JBopZ... new Lande Hekt album is excellent. Absolutely perfect jangly-indie.

If Reform really want to campaign against barber shops then they need to lead by example and grow their hair long.

@scottlavene.bsky.social was bloody brilliant at the Bodega last night. Scott told us of his puncture and asked about tyre repair. I mentioned at the end I also needed one. 3am taxi home as not repaired and now on the way back to nottm on train. Taunted "by cars cars lovely old cars" in my head.

Number of US-style ‘battering ram’ pickup trucks on UK roads has nearly doubled in a decade Exclusive: Campaigners say ‘menacing vehicles’ are putting children at risk owing to their large front blind zones

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j... bunch of idiots who choose these. I really don't know why "car/road tax" isn't just based on vehicle weight. And I know EVs are heavy, but you wouldn't have the pence per mile nonsense and fossil fuel vehicles will get the extra charges through fuel duty.

The Conform party really are just collecting failures now, aren't they? #Braverman #reform

Reminds me of a takeaway I once enjoyed

We can only hope …

Well the video the guardian have up definitely looks like murder to me.

It's very hard not to wish the absolute worst imaginable on everyone involved, from the top down to the masked goons.

Oooh, look at you showing off with your blue tick. Does it make you happy?

Will something like that do? 😉

Defo blur > oasis. #totp

I wonder if right now is the unspecified disaster that happened in The Road.