Dave

The RUTGIZZZZZ difference

I hope whoever reads this discovers the kind of love in their life that AJ Pierzynski has for bunting.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Noted good guy Adam Amin is calling the shit out of this game btw. A real multi-sport talent in the mold of Nantz or McDonough

RUTGIZZZZZZZZZZ

Mariners took Kirby out after 66 pitches??!!?? He was in firm control.

I’ll NEVER understand this.

Something about that New Balance / Ohtani commercial grabs my attention every time.

I’ll go for once a day.

📝

Nobel Peace Prizes:
Obama 1
Trump 0

Head-to-Head Elections
Biden 1
Trump 0

These two factors alone explain the majority of DT’s angst 🤭

…and fuck up 25x more often

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

“.. Nevadans have a front row seat to.. Trump’s transformation of the U.S. economy from a free market to a command economy, complete with the ability for Trump to manipulate the market.. in favor of his own investments, .. friends or family.”

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Football is easy. All you need is 1-2 certified crazy ass white boys and you'll be fine. 0 is not enough. 3+ is way too much

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

DERP

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

wuuuuuuuutttttttt

(slow paced James Franklin voice) ob-vi-ous-ly this James Danklin variety of mar-uh-wanna is inconsistent

The Secretary of Health and Human Services does not know that babies don't grow inside placentas

Can't stop talking about kids genitals. Just impossible for this party to stop talking about kids genitals. Whole party covering up for pedophiles. This is totally normal for the President to talk about. But, no worries.

This is delusional. You can't support a hospital on only an ER - they're not the profit center of a hospital! ERs take enormous charity care losses due to EMTALA and have to be cross-subsidized by more profitable service areas.

Paging Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kervorkian

I’ve also blown up a half dozen fishing boats but they’re not concerned with that.

I see a picture of a man who should’ve been in jail for years now

I'm proposing a round robin series of SUCK after each college football season for the most disappointing teams. Bowl-like games to determine who has broken the most hearts.

For 2025, step right up UNC, Texas, and (screams into pillow) Penn State

(cc: @sickoscommittee.org)

yeah right you will never be perkins

So Blake Treinen AND the Phillies get to eat shit in the same half inning?

Good with it.

Trump issues a tweet defending Treinen as a future HOFer within 24 hours.