Dave

We got our two early runs. Now it’s time for the bats to check out for the night.

This team is the shits. The drizzling shits. Every game has unfathomable shit happen. Unwatchable.

Stupid games … stupid prizes

If you want to curb the AI hysteria, show the Trump picture to DT. He’ll rage.

Miracle workers walk among us

ChatGPT generated this map of Georgia Counties based on my request. It didn't go well.

I had low expectations. They were not met.

"Draw me a map of all the counties in the state of Georgia and label each county"

Delightful

"Defend your culture; No undergraduate degree required" is kinda the last 10 years in a nutshell

never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities

REAL “first class” seats are next to this handsome gentleman.

Since President Trump has taken office, there hasn’t been a single report of immigrants eating pets or school nurses performing secret sex change operations. Why isn’t the media giving him credit?

by Marc Thiessen

Tyler Rogers' ability to generate soft contact occasionally leads to results like this seventh inning: a pair of grounders from Kayfus and Kwan with low expected batting averages (.150 and .130, respectively) find holes to score a run and put Cleveland ahead, 3-2.

The aggregate exit velocity of the Guardians three 7th inning hits was approximately 47.2 mph

This is a #Metsstink clinic

Not done yet but clearly both parties want to do it.

(slow, careful enunciation Franklin press conference voice): This program needs to maximize every avenue of publicity we can garner to elevate the status of the entire athletic department at this university, for our conference, and for college football

*turns on CNBC
*hears Kernen interviewing Trump
*turns off CNBC

The Mets suck. We may never win again

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FOOTRACE MARK VIENTOS

He was handed the absolute strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And he’s singlehandedly fucked it up. And eventually even many of his most diehard voters will realize it. And it’ll be a painful realization for them.

It's like it was always out there or something.

That would be an improvement

Yikes. It's not often you get 3 months of bad jobs numbers in a single month. I wonder if any major changes to global trade policy happened exactly 3 months ago?

Explain this angst over the Sydney Sweeney ad to me like I’m in my 50s and don’t give a shit about any of it.

BARVES 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Matt Harvey coming out for the ninth inning in Game 5

METSIE METSIE METSIE

I’ve never seen this gif before and yet it’s the greatest gif ever created.