笨笨熊🧸

春风十里，月圆向吉🧧
灯火长明，喜乐安宁🏮

辞暮尔尔 烟火年年 朝朝暮暮 岁岁平安

- ۫в۪۰۫є۪۰۫ѕ۪۰۫т۪۰۫✧ ۪۰۫ω۪۰۫ι۪۰۫ѕ۪۰۫н۪۰۫є۪۰۫ѕ۪۰ -
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May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness. ❤️

🎆新年又到了，祝大家在新的一年里：
开心如意，健康平安，
事事顺利，万事大吉！🥂🍾

꧁ HAPPY NEW YEAR ꧂
　　　  2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣

she got the variety pack

小时候，老师教我们，先说对不起，再说没关系；长大后，社会告诉我们，如果没关系，那就只能对不起了～🤪

Elon admits that any post on X with a link is throttled

He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it

Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free

The more I use Bluesky, the more I realize the ways Threads fumbled the ball.

Threads’ biggest mistake: not grasping that conversation-centric social media is contemporaneous.

Everyone needs to see things at the same time so they can *engage with each other at the same time*.

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When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

Don’t be mad anymore

The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.) We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told! Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.

But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them. Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world. Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.

The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.” “But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on! Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.

Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know. I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so. That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!

I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM

Philadelphia DA sues Elon Musk over $1 million giveaway to registered voters The suit alleges that Musk and his super PAC are luring voters to give up identifying information in pursuit of a cash prize. DA Larry Krasner called the scheme “indisputably an unlawful lottery.”

The suit alleges that Musk and his super PAC are luring voters to give up identifying information in pursuit of a cash prize. DA Larry Krasner called the scheme “indisputably an unlawful lottery.”

Cat being scolded by its owner

Bluesky chan 🦋🤍
#OCsky

update: half a million new people in the last day 🤯

welcome, いらっしゃいませ, 환영, bem-vindo! 🦋🎉

welcome to the 100k+ people who have joined Bluesky in the last 12 hours!!! 🦋 🎉

Posting and watching a video in Bluesky

Quick facts:

• Each post can contain one video.
• Videos can be up to 60 seconds long.
• By default, videos will auto-play. You can turn off auto-play in Settings.

We have now rolled out video to 100% of you! 🥳

To post a video, click the 🎞️ icon right between where you'd upload a photo or a GIF. Or, drag and drop your video file.

You must be on version 1.91 of the app or refresh desktop.

Bluesky now has video! Update your app to version 1.91 or refresh on desktop!

We’ve begun gradually rolling out the ability to post video. Thanks for your patience!

Estamos gradualmente implementando a capacidade de postar vídeos. Obrigado pela sua paciência!

A demo for moving the Following feed's tab in the Home screen of Bluesky Moving the following feed on Bluesky

📢 App Version 1.82 is rolling out now (1/2)

The Following feed is the classic: posts by people you follow, in the order they posted them.

But maybe you prefer Cat Pics? Now you can make any feed the default by moving (or removing) Following.

Wink 😉

cat n CAT

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Blue Fly GIF ALT: Blue Fly GIF

The skies just got a little more blue... you can now post GIFs!

We're starting with a set list of GIFs from Tenor. You can turn off auto-play in your settings.

Custom uploaded GIFs and video coming soon! 🔜

Share Bluesky with a friend: bsky.app/download 💙

He got caught (again)