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Hug a tree. Hug a moose. Hug Canada.

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Does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on EVERY SINGLE POST have to have a picture of this toad-faced imbecile?

We know what he looks like.
We know what he sounds like,
hell, we even have a good idea what he smells like.
SPARE US!!!!!!

06.12.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when saying shit like this got you a free psych evaluation?
Pepperidge Farms Remembers.

05.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, trump, just fuck off -okay?

04.12.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know he managed a midget circus act.

04.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank his dad he was stolen in Belgium.
If it was here(US) everyone would know it's ICE and he's turn up in Zimbabwe of something,

04.12.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read "Good Omens" - Elvis is flipping burgers in Des Moines, according to them...

04.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps a sleeping aid at night so he’d be refreshed and ready for the following day.
I would suggest a 2X4, but I’m not a medical expert

03.12.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow. another professional liar.

03.12.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just think- in one hundred years NO ELOON!

03.12.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately, WE can't forget who he is.

03.12.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, drug kingpins are certainly safer.
Promise Trump a cut and
PRESTO!
Pardoned.

02.12.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Russia Russia Russia, it is a hoax I tell you, just ignore the money trails

01.12.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I guess there might be a point to this nonsense, but WHO CARES?
"To your own self, be true"
has existed long before all this.

01.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

especially when the invaders are calling other invaders invaders.

30.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YEAH, MORON-
I'll start with:

THOU SHALL NOT KILL

I know it's not popular with anyone in the tRump administration,
but there you go.

29.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not from you; bye!

29.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who appointed him should be fired - start at the source.

29.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This 'supreme' court needs to be impeached/ charged/ and JAILED.

29.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think he's misdirecting the bible stuff he pretended to listen to in Sunday school.

28.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is really trying for a Christmas bonus.

28.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My grandson was reading @ 4th grade level in kindergarten.
Now, in fourth grade, there are NO enrichment programs because of 'budget constraints'.

They're checking out relocation to Europe to:
A) ensure he will survive America's gun mentality &
B) be challenged in his education.

Sad but true.

27.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, fuck off!
If it gets a dial tone I'm keeping it.
If it doesn't get a dial tone, I'm gonna replace it with the cheapest POS I can find that DOES get a dial tone.
I'm not on this planet to make rich, republican bastards even richer.
TAX MUSK, BEZOS and the other scumbags.

27.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you left out the EXTRA butter😁

27.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vance (or whatever his name really is) doesn't like turkey because it would be considered cannibalism.

27.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll put itr this way-I like turkey better than ANY fucking republican, even a turkey that's been in the oven so long the smoke detector goes off. Monday, I had three drumsticks. Tuesday, I ate two thighs. Wednesday, I didn't have any turkey
so I'd be ready for todays 'gobbling of the gobbler'.

27.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'Fuckin losers' works for me

26.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Unpacked our nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arabs, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a handful of sheep.

Unpacked our nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arabs, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a handful of sheep.

26.11.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Capitalist.
Can't live with them,
get accused of being a 'terrorist' if you shoot them.

26.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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