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A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

19 years ago today! @timheidecker.bsky.social & #ericwareheim ‘s Awesome Show, great job premiered on #adultswim!

Post-Nut Scarcity

yeah, i'm doing clown HRT. I'm taking projesterone.

Faxanadu (1987) | action RPG | NES | Hudson Soft

In 1985, Nihon Falcom's Xanadu set sales records aflame becoming an influential milestone in Japan's action RPG market. In 1987, Hudson Soft would follow its success with Faxanadu (the name blending Famicom and Xanadu together!), a spinoff adventure!

I can't believe that Biodome and Final Fantasy are a shared cinematic universe

I'll admit that I've got a soft spot for sexy titty gungans

This sentence originally had a but in it, but I think that's the start and the end of the thought. Titty gungan, hooray!

every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball

trying not to laugh out loud at this police siren sound. come on man

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

The same ceramic sphinx in the last post now digitally illustrated. In the top panel it sits with a giant grin, speaking. The text reads "A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first? The car door!" Bottom left it goes flying through the air, mouth open in a snarl. The text reads "Riddle failed! (Mind you they are the size of a kitten, don't worry about it). Bottom right shows them curled up on their back, blissfully relaxed, eyes closed for a nap. The text reads "Two minutes later". Scattered throughout the illusration are three small, simple doodles, looking up in wonder at a flowering plant, on its back, legs sticking straight up with a frustrated expression, and the last one; tail high with a happy smile.

I've been so tickled after making the ceramic sphinx in my last post that I couldn't help but draw them for some fun this weekend :)

Utada Hikaru revelou entrevista que se identifica como "tri bi": bissexual, bilíngue e não binário Outro usuário responde: uma pessoa hetero jamais faria Simple and Clean

[Wesley Willis voice]

Neopet Blumaroo, modern design. Not great.

Neopet Blumaroo, old design. It could be so much worse than it is now.

Okay I was commenting that the neopet blumaroo had a very Web 1.0 (derogatory) aesthetic to it and then I looked up the original design and

He looks like a smiling friend (VERY derogatory)

A bloomaroo from neopets and I feel like there's something just very off putting about the design sensibilities this little guy looks Web 1.0 and I mean that in a derogatory way

The face of the neopets homosexual agenda

She and Myf are roughly the same height but while Myf is built with 90s furry sensibilities in her, Genna is built from a blueprint of the grimiest 80s OVA that happens to have nude animals in it

A digital sketch of a short, chubby rat woman with large areolae, smoking a cigarette in the nude

More art of my SS13 character done by @ferrovore.bsky.social , because sometimes you just wanna have a cigarette while being nude about it #NSFW #SS13 #Genna

Every morning I wake up tall, wishing that I was, instead, four feet tall and mascot shaped

It is an indignity that I have to live like this

Wuk Lamat joining the prestigious "Pom did you fuck my dad DID YOU FUCK MY DAD" club

Toon in! the THIRD issue of Yiff! Magazine is OUT!
Classic toons with a furry twist, furry classics with a toony twist, all in a display-ready magazine with a full-color cover, tons of comics, pin-ups, articles and all the good goofy stuff!

yiffmagazine.bigcartel.com/product/yiff-3

At first I was making assumptions about which head was controlling which dick, and that was very funny to me

And then I looked more into the character itself because I didn't get that far in the game when I played and it became *hilarious*

Pom, please!

yeehaw

Happy weekend time to have

Itchy legs

Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

They need to free my boy ebisumaru

every day Im reminded that cait sith is actually a grown ass man roleplaying as a toy I gain a year of my life back

The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social

ffvii rebirth comic by me Cloud watches as Cait Sith stumbles around on his moogle Cloud: "kinda clumsy" Cait Sith, yelling: "I'mma MAN drivin' a CAT drivin' a MOOGLE" "cut me a wee bit o' slack, ey?!"

AND he's working an office job on top of it all!! 😤 #ff7rebirth

getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza