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Bluey the dog in a striped fedora with a ring pop and some other dog in a gold chain looking Cool.

I don’t think any other nation in the world can beat Mexico’s street art

I have now ranked down twice in mahjong. I am going to be normal about this.

The single most accurate statement ever said about mahjong

Eraserhead baby labubu

A cat sitting in a funny position with one leg stretched out and her body hunched over as if interrupted while grooming. Her expression looks concerned/confused

It's Meepis Monday

screenshot of Richter Belmont in dbd and he looks like a hot dyke in her 30s-40s with makeup to match

Like...

Oh, this was a nice surprise to wake up to this morning! Thank you very much, she came out really cute!

Myf! @computerhusband.bsky.social

kicked out of the Korps for refusing to not call it Slut Broth

Hellen from the game look outside, a tall dark skinned woman with dark hair wearing a hockey mask, standing in front of the pov, who is holding a business card in front of them. The caption on the image reads “ I said “how tall are you” She handed me this…” On the business card, it reads “Yes I am Tall. I am 7’10” (no I am not kidding. Yes. That is tall.) No, I do not play basketball. I am a gardener. Yes. Seeing the tops of everyone’s head is weirdo Yes. The weather is nice up here. This has been a great conversation.”

#lookoutside

Poster made in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign that reads "THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!"

It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

They have a very distinct "eyeball" look to them that's hard to get away from.

Imagine subcontracting your pickup lines to Ass Jeeves

Finally, they're letting the mascot slut it up!

(Excellent job cutting the image so it just says CUM on the side)

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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I have made a reasonable facsimile of this sprite paper (US letter size). Please feel free to use.

JL: How about "Ryoko"? Is "Nene" the model of "Ryoko"? Hayashi Hiroki: No. Kajishima and I both like a classic America soap opera called "I dream of Jeannie"(1965-1970, copyrights Screen Gems, Inc.) We like Jeannie a lot and wanted to use her in our works back then. (I still like Jeannie now, sort to speak.) She is the original "Ryoko". JL: And the "sealed cave" is the "sealed bottle" in the 1st eps of "I dream of Jeannie". HH: That is right. Tenchi open the sealed "bottle" and jump out a cute witch="Ryoko".

well I'll be damned

The EGGS yaku is real...
Mahjong #pixelart. Original is 128x128 pixels.
I post all of my art on my web zone on the World Wide Web at boyks.neocities.org.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

good morning fish fuckers

a screenshot from dirtbag mahjong. it shows hana's character profile

a screenshot from dirtbag mahjong. kori is thinking and saying "gimme a sec. i know some losers with nothing better to do than show up to a haunted basement in the middle of the night to play board games."

a screenshot from dirtbag mahjong. a cut-in shows rowan getting ron.

a screenshot from dirtbag mahjong. rowan got a haneman

hey #PitchYaGame !

dirtbag mahjong is a single-player riichi mahjong game featuring:

🎉 party game elements
🙊 a colorful cast who get up to some nonsense
🎨 cute pixel art
🀄 a tutorial to help ease in players new to mahjong!

and it's out november 26th! s.team/a/3488460/

Yiffin' on Bobo

I will no longer be taking feedback on my hater energy for Mr. Beast

There is not a single female character in MS that matches the cornball energy of Joseph's "Reach!!"

washizu: Well I'd like to see ol Akagi Shigeru mahjong his way out of THIS jam!
*Akagi mahjongs his way out of the jam easily*
washizu: Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

"I was a lust penis" shit my brain decides to pull out of the DEEP storage racks on a thursday afternoon