Anonymous Puzzler is on Bluesky now

hi i decided you have to look at my creature again okay

i dont know why bsky didn't give me this notification but it was like a 2x4 to the back of my head now. of course that motherfucker was quebequois

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 68% of goal on Ko-fi!

ONLY 656 DOLLARS AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO GO TABLE AT ARTIST ALLEY AT TWITCH CON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna make this all before the October 12th so if you can Donate and or reshare this I would appreciate it!

ko-fi.com/paperboxhous...

i have genuinely found that responding kindergarten teacher style along the lines of "is that a kind or productive thing to say?" makes an astounding amount of people instantly fold and apologize or delete comments. it's incredible. the gentlest pushback in the world

Introducing New Mexico’s star bounty hunter, Buckle Bunny!
#heartbreakgulch #ref

every time i see a hot dog or hear someone say "hot dog" it takes all my willpower to not yell "HOD DOG!!!!!!!" in a white voice. and often i lose that battle

realized she would be a Rectangle and had to close my eyes really hard

DO NO HARM

Hate to start the sacred spooky month this way but several living expenses went up and Im short for rent. Im going to be trying to marathon some current commissions today so commissions are open. Ill post deets below. Also I still have red wyrm keychains in my shop if interested!

hello everyone. once again, it is time to buy my game

consume me!
store.steampowered.com/app/2359120/...

oops! accidentally got a perfect score in the life management game where the point is that trying to perfectly manage your life in these ways is unsustainable and deeply harmful because i have been surviving this way for A Couple Decades

accidentally started and finished consume me more or less in one sitting (very charming game do recommend) and got the "what the fuck is wrong with you your score's too high" endgame score (think i should be allowed to submit this to my psych for diagnostic purposes)

animal whisperer but ONLY skunks

on not one but Two occasions this week a skunk has placidly approached me terrifying my poor wife in the process

things i have learned while visiting canada:
- skunks fucking love me

The boys keep fighting over who gets to do Lily’s housework. get it together.
#heartbreakgulch | #heartbreakcoded

An illustration of Puzz's character Buck Armstrong as a younger man. He is a pudgy, barrel-chested White man in his 20s, with plentiful freckles and body hair, a square head with heavy browline, large nose, bushy mustache, and short, shaggy reddish-brown hair. He is wearing a simple white t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up, cuffed jeans, and simple brown loafers. He is sitting stock straight in an ornate red-and-gold chair, looking very much like a deer in the headlights, sweating profusely and hands tensely gripping his thighs. Buck's father stands behind him firmly grasping his shoulders - he looks very much like Buck, but older and clean-shaven, wearing a dark brown suit jacket over a gold button-up shirt. His expression is stern and unflinching. Behind the two is a wide podium made of dark stone and gold trim. There are two carved white marble statues on the podium - to the viewer's left, a wolf posed as if jumping down towards the viewer, and to the right, a male lion facing away, reared up and lunging with a roar. Framed between the two on the gold wallpaper behind the podium is a mounted deer head, facing forward. In the foreground is a silhouetted crowd of reporters or paparazzi, all holding cameras, tape recorders or microphones in Buck's general direction.

prey animal
(OC) ( #villaincodedcomic )

accidentally went crazy on this one please clap

An illustration of Puzz's character Buck Armstrong as a younger man. He is a pudgy, barrel-chested White man in his 20s, with plentiful freckles and body hair, a square head with heavy browline, large nose, bushy mustache, and short, shaggy reddish-brown hair. He is wearing a simple white t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up, cuffed jeans, and simple brown loafers. He is sitting stock straight in an ornate red-and-gold chair, looking very much like a deer in the headlights, sweating profusely and hands tensely gripping his thighs. Buck's father stands behind him firmly grasping his shoulders - he looks very much like Buck, but older and clean-shaven, wearing a dark brown suit jacket over a gold button-up shirt. His expression is stern and unflinching. Behind the two is a wide podium made of dark stone and gold trim. There are two carved white marble statues on the podium - to the viewer's left, a wolf posed as if jumping down towards the viewer, and to the right, a male lion facing away, reared up and lunging with a roar. Framed between the two on the gold wallpaper behind the podium is a mounted deer head, facing forward. In the foreground is a silhouetted crowd of reporters or paparazzi, all holding cameras, tape recorders or microphones in Buck's general direction.

prey animal
(OC) ( #villaincodedcomic )

i swear to god man you're gonna do that and then go to work the next day and he'll be on your desk again

THE BIG SHOT HIMSELF, SALESMAN OF THE YEAR: SPAMTON G-
hey, wait, who the hell is this?? This isn't the sculpture I've been working on!

Spamton A. Spamton OOAK handmade art doll

#artdoll #deltarune @wayneradio.tv

you don't have to get a bunch of the collectibles in 102 because they don't actually contribute to your rank...!! i never knew because i always just get fucking everything in this game...

well. have discovered that all this time what i have been doing is An Incomplete 100% run and not a rank 102 run 🧍

I'm visiting my WIFE in the northeast right now drinking up the fact that i can wear a light sweater or a long sleeve shirt, trying to ignore that when I go back to socal in October it will be The Hottest Time Of Year There .....

5:17:00 today with an extremely messy run...!!! feels good... i'm starting to learn some of the actual movement tech now...

more of young Lily and @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social ‘s Wolf
#heartbreakgulch | #heartbreakcoded

We missed @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social 's character Buck Armstrong so we made an effigy

(bad idea voice) so how much do you think twitch dot website would like or not Cuban Pete getting spliced into the middle of Feature Presentation,