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🍿🔥This is getting better by the minute

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Netflix has picked up Sesame Street. Brand-new episodes, as well as past seasons, will premiere this year for its 300 million subscribers and will also air on PBS.

Close up photo of a red eft, the juvenile form of the eastern newt. Is is a tiny, bright orange lizard looking guy with a very adorable face. Sitting on damp green moss.

We saw one of these little guys in the woods today for the first time this year. ☺️ If you see one, please don’t pick them up! Aside from the danger of falling, their skin is highly porous so you can unintentionally make them sick from the oils, salt, bug spray, sunblock, etc. on your hands. 🧵

There are no tariffs on thrift store clothes, and if 1 million of us bought our next piece of clothing from a thrift store, we'd keep millions of pounds of textiles out of landfills, slash our carbon footprint, and funnel millions of dollars back into local jobs and nonprofits.

This!

Fake or not - would be good to know who sent this email.
If it's a mistake by the government your name could be on a list and you might run into problems reentering the country.

If it's just a joke - this person is impersonating the government and that's illegal.

If you want to win a trade war, you gotta have something to trade that other side wants. And we're in a trade war with the very people who make all the things WE want.

You're not going to win that.

Actually - I'd be happy if there would be no more fireworks.

Fireworks terrify pets and wildlife and pollute the environment.

But I'm a little afraid of the alternatives people will use to celebrate: shooting guns, making their own explosives, starting bonfires...😱

Today April 12, 1945 - President Franklin D. Roosevelt died in office aged 63.
He was inaugurated on March 4th, 1933 and is the longest serving president.
He was succeeded by Harry S. Truman.

China now campaigning to boycott US goods.
Does the US even still sell stuff in China?

Besides Whiskey and soy beans?

Sad but true. 😜

Prohibition started in Colorado in 1916. The Coors family pivoted to ceramics, using the rich clay deposits around Golden. That kept the family business afloat until the end of Prohibition in 1933. Coors Porcelain Company became CoorsTEK, which is still in Golden today.

Social Security Info will be communicated only on X!?

This makes X look very uncool - especially to young people.

And what % of seniors are even on X?

When Trump said he'd stop people entering the country, I'm not sure this is what he had in mind...

😂😂

Whenever Germans mistakenly think they hear German phrases in English lyrics, they’re sometimes referred to as “Agatha Bauer” songs. This comes from the 90s hit The Power by Snap! (who ironically are German), where many people in Germany misheard the famous line “I got the power!” as “Agatha Bauer!”

A pastel colored graphic comparing the cons of real chickens versus the pros of toy chicks. Text is as follows: Real Chickens Catch and transmit Bird Flu Have sharp beaks and talons Need lots of space and special housing to protect them from predators (and wild birds carrying Bird Flu) Poop a lot Even the hens can be very loud Are prone to numerous ailments that require treatment from specialist vets Stuffed Chicks Don't catch or spread Bird Flu Require no space at all Soft and cute Live forever Don't poop Don't eat Don't peck you Don't cluck loudly and screech Never need to go to the vet

Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds

Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday.

by Karoline Leavitt

Everyone expected that AI would bring about the end of the world.

No one expected that all it would take was ChatGPT spitting out this formula.

Ukrainian aerial reconnaissance witnessed a brutal groundhog battle somewhere on the front line. t.me/fokin_live/140

This is the beginning of a massive fall of MAGA.

No amount of division, fear mongering, lies, and cheap lines will overcome the fact that you just took many people’s prosperity just because it makes you feel powerful.

Mark my words, the beginning of the end.

Please help me get this opportunity in front of as many potential future marine biologists as possible. We have a team standing by to answer their questions but we need questions!

The purpose of these tariffs is to be able to lift them to those who bow down to him and sacrifice their dignity. That is what he did to the GOP, the billionaires, and is doing now to Big Law. Those who stand up will be punished, those who bend a knee and humiliate themselves will be rewarded.

Trump's foolishness has presented the perfect opportunity for cats and penguins to sign a trade deal - the fish will be ours!