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SOS HELP ME I can’t find the picture of the horse diabetes bag #T1D #Diabetes

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

Tweet from MapQuest: fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it 3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025

Heroes

CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

This is how you do it...

call me crazy but when I was a kid being violently opposed to Nazism was fundamental to being pro-American

Citizens United allowed corporations to buy candidates and elections.

Citizens United legalized political bribery.

Citizens United let wealth dominate our elections.

Overturn Citizens United.

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

These fuckers really confusing Asperger’s and Auschwitz today, huh?

ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names
EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS.

apparently the instruction "leave meat to rest after cooking" was invented by pets to increase their chances

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.

I’ve always jokingly assumed my t1D assumes I’ve got enough going on

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

I think about this tote every day

The books on my mind lately are the poisonwood bible and heart of darkness. Can’t help but think about them with the fallout of this election and profoundly grateful my AP English teacher had us read them.

Teen: I'm reading The Great Gatsby.

Me: What do you think so far?

Teen: None of these people are normal.

Working a full-time job to support your creative side hustle is really difficult, but Homer managed to write the lliad whilst clocking in at the nuclear power plant every day. Inspirational