stuart!

that man’s name? jonas weezer.

i had very invasive sinus surgery as a kid. i have ongoing sinus problems that i’m able to manage because of the work of incredible surgeons. without them i would be dead. reading this chilled me to my fucking core.

the only difference between 18yo me and 33yo me is that now when i smoke weed through an apple i eat it afterwards

is auckland the only place in the world where the train shits the bed in a light shower? this can’t be normal

bing (badda)

every time i see an airplane in the sky over the city i think about Bonfire of the Vanities

Huntly: The Town From Those Ben Hurley Ads, Remember Those?

it’s crazy that it can be factually verified that judith collins died of a drug overdose doing heroin on the toilet

nobody will ever be passionate about him or anything he brings to the table. the labour party will never win an election with him as the face. he is a damp paper towel in appearance, personality, and manner. he should be put in the bin.

chris hipkins should resign. no joke here he is just weak-willed, a bad leader, and an ineffective politician

i wish other people could delete my posts

A SKELTEN LAYEN ON A TIRE FIRE "ITS SYMBOLIC, THNK ABOUT IT" AND IT SAYS EVERYTHINGS FUCKED, PIRACY IS COOL, STEALING SHIT ROCKS !!DAMB ITS TRUE!! AND IT ALSO SAYS , ALIEN’S ARE REAL • NETFLIX PRICE WENT UP AGAIN • EVERY YEAR IS THE HOTTEST YEAR IN HISTORY • THEY ONLY GOT ONE INSURANCE CEO • TV MAKES YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AD’S TO KEEP WATCHING YOUR SHOW’S • NEWSPAPERS ARE PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS NORMAL • WORLDS RICHEST GUYS LAUGHING AS COPS SWARM SCHOOL BUS STOP’S • THEY ADMITED THEY LISTEN TO YOUR PHONE MICROPHONE TO SERVE AD’S AND NOBODY CARED • IM BETTER AT FINDING STAIRS AND CROSSWALKS THAN CAPCHA IS AND ITS GAS LIGHTING ME • THERE SAYING “AI” IS WORTH TRILLION’S OF DOLLERS BUT ITS STILL WORSE AT EVERYTHING THAN ANY REAL HUMAN • ITS ACTUALLY INSANE THAT ALIEN’S ARE REAL ,,, SO ANY WAY LOOK UP "HOW TO BIT TORRENT" AND GET YOUR TV SHOWS AND MOVIES THAT WAY, DONT PAY FOR THAT BULL SHIT AND DONT WATCH ADS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN

feels like a good day for taking a piss, pissing etc. i am pissing right now

gottem

how do i get alfred e. neuman to notice me

what is wayne brown's personal phone number? this is good stuff

any bus with an X in its named should be discontinued immediately. we don't have time for that sort of thing and i have no interest in hearing about them.

the 18 bus cuts through the guff and gets you where you need to go, but at what cost..?

the 65 bus is a sophisticated, leisurely route for day travellers and those with pure thoughts

as if chris hipkins hasn't resigned. fucking embarrassing dude

used to really love dilbert as a kid and my parents were baffled by it. i remember a PC game

born too early to explore space. born too late to be a staff editor on the hit television show kitchen nightmares

i despise a billboard that promotes the concept of billboards

drummer is slops as hell. reminds me of broken-foot scott raynor in parts (complimentary)

thinking about a world where the bluesky logo is a gun

new as in 6 months ago! which in the internet age is a very long time i suppose

the new streetlight manifesto songs are good, if you're a freak that's into that kind of thing. their production is always a bit scrappy but i think the songs are good

what if the bluesky logo was a gun?

can i customize the bluesky butterfly to be a different cooler logo? like a gun, or sonic the hedgehog

Adaptation of “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE / THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION” to read “THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER APOLOGISE ON ITS OWN BEHALF”