stuart!

not enough people are standing in the middle of roundabouts shrieking

Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

oh, sam mendes? he's not funny at all!

are any of these men funny? i do not get the sense that any of these men are very funny. the beatles' secret sauce was that they were funny

the minecraft movie makes me hate Kumeu. shut the place down if that's the kind of thing they're up to over there.

you would have to murder me with a pickaxe in order to get me to watch the minecraft movie. and then i would be dead, so i wouldn't have to watch the minecraft movie

"am I more than you bargained for yet?" is such a banger opening line and we'd do well to remember that.

today im pissed off at the use of the word “unextraordinary”. that’s just ordinary bitch!

GAROL has been added to the cast of Avengers Doomsday

i think covid safety might be the worst here of the entire world because we successfully gaslit ourselves into thinking we defeated a coronavirus with the power of love by being new zealanders

at my old workplace i got the free staff coffee privileges temporarily taken away… 😳

why are you laughing? you're making a mockery of the ManGrate.

the funniest line in star trek TNG is "are you saying I'm some... blind ghost with clothes?"

real talk were paul simon and julio doing gay stuff down by the school yard?

can't stop listening to Sludgefest

if they play party rock anthem i’m killing myself in the food court

they’re playing fucking ruby frost at the mall…

sometimes it’s important that you find the nearest shopping mall and order the largest mochaccino you can find

Hugh is a wonderful guy and a true supporter of independent artists and in my opinion you should listen to this music and have a nice afternoon vibe, I know I am

In The Drift, by Wolfboy 9 track album

So that album I've been teasing on the podcast is done! I've put it on streaming via Distrokid, so it'll show up those places whenever that process is done but in the meantime it's here: wolfboy.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...

maybe new job. feeling like the girl who is going to be okay meme

lmao I’m going to be using this… on myself

my dinners frequently look like the david seymour lunches and there could not be a more scathing indictment

chris hipkins has overtaken chris luxon in the suck my nuts political poll

I had an old MAD magazine with a parody of this movie in it and I made my 12-year-old buddies watch it with me

i genuinely can't stop listening to fire water burn by the bloodhound gang. i've become convinced that jimmy pop is a powerful once-in-a-generation talent who just happens to write about dicks and farts. i will continue my research.

c'mon party people. throw your hands in the air. c'mon party people. wave em like you don't care.

so glad this is being said out loud more. every time the man speaks the word PATHETIC springs to mind. also SPINELESS and LACKING ANY PURPOSE BESIDES NOT BEING THE OTHER GUY

Chris Hipkins Is a Pathetic Loser — 1/200 On a political level, Hipkins is a pathetic loser. On a personal level, I hate him.

new @1of200.bsky.social piece is great… Chris Hipkins is a Pathetic Loser

www.1of200.nz/articles/chr...