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Brendan Kelly

@brendankellol.bsky.social

comedian writer caveman assistant pig keeper

546 Followers  |  365 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 25.09.2023  |  1.6875

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chris hipkins

05.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you that was way better than asking grok

05.02.2026 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nvm

05.02.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im afraid i have no idea what this means

05.02.2026 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they are understanding this on a deeper level on the other side

05.02.2026 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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inside you there are two wolves

05.02.2026 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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why would you word it this way lol

02.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rip judith collins the only new zealand politician with the courage to admit your political hero is the nazi erwin rommel

28.01.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been

23.01.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First

23.01.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think he looks Bad Ass actually

22.01.2026 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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who filmed this and why did nobody stop them filming this

22.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
chris luxon looking like a chode exiting a helicopter

chris luxon looking like a chode exiting a helicopter

very cool

22.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this is a man born to wear a suit and have lunch

22.01.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position

22.01.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP ๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ

22.01.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol

22.01.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice

21.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child

21.01.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is correct to hate every politician in 2026 get on board

21.01.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all the chrises are fuckin dorks we should pivot away from chris

21.01.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober

21.01.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country

20.01.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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sounds familiar ๐Ÿค”

20.01.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im not code switching between the apps you get what you get

19.01.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag

19.01.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ill lose followers on here too i see i see

19.01.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜labour would never stand for thisโ€™ yeah they would lol

19.01.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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