A big perk of being security on a farm: fresh eggs!

IT IS THURSDAY AND I MUST SHOUT! CONTEMPLATING RUNNING A SERIES OF PRACTICAL SKILLS FOR THE COMING CHAOS CLASSES. BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE AND DAMN I LOATHE RERUNS.
HOW ARE YOU MY FRIENDS? BE LOUD ABOUT IT!

Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless

So. If you're interested in Evil Auntie Aelfie's classes on 'how to tea' or 'making famous russian cocktails' or other bits of fun and chaos, let me know!
Take advantage of my practical experience and learn from my mistakes (so you can make your own) :-D

Government employees: please download your performance reviews/personnel files.

Word is that the system will be going offline tomorrow to possible amend those performance reviews for justification of firings.

Source: American Federation of Govt Employees.

*Please share to protect fed workers*

*checks notes*
HA! SHOUTY THURSDAY, AGAIN? EXCELLENT! MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS TOTALLY MESSED UP, MY DIET, A HOT MESS, EXERCISE IS AMBLING ALONG MY PATROL ROUTES. HM. ALL RESOLUTIONS BORKED. COOL! *HITS THE RESET BUTTON*
HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?

I have been trying to get in to see a shrink since April of last year.
My appointment is in February. Finally.
If the next four years will suck for you? Schedule NOW, because it's only going to get worse.

YouTube video by slowbeat My Stanley Tea Box | Outdoor Tea Ceremony

Well. Now I have a serious need to put something like this together.
youtu.be/fllhhPms4Qw?...

HA, THURSDAY AGAIN? THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'M LOOKING FOR MY UNIFORM PANTS I GUESS. YESTERDAY I HAD A CAVITY FILLED AND DIDN'T NEED TO BE KNOCKED OUT TO DO IT! THAT'S A BIG DEAL FOR ME.
HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? SHOUT IT OUT!

The Trump administration warned federal employees of “adverse consequences” for not reporting colleagues resisting orders to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion programs, giving a 10-day deadline to report via a special email account.

I'M DOING A QUICK SHOUTY THURSDAY HERE BECAUSE CHARACTER LIMITS ARE A THING BUT I LOVE YOU ALL, SO HAPPY THURSDAY AND LET'S GET LOUD! LET ME HEAR YOU SHOUT IT OUT, BECAUSE ON THURSDAYS, WE GET LOUD!

*taps mic* um, hello? Is this thing on?