Splinesmith

WTF…now he is releasing documents about the MLK and JFK assassinations? Were those stashed in his golf bag? Was the killing of Oswald by Jack Ruby somehow tied to the fair market price of eggs? Or maybe the man is trying to distract us?

I am 100% certain that if Jesus were to return, He would deliver a message to the people of Earth and Trump would demand an apology for it.

I'm afraid I didn't last two days; I caved. I have this event happening on Monday, and I had to get the word out--could be that I'll be able to bank a fair amount of coin from it, and I am in such dire straits that I can't afford to give it a pass. But I just do that biz then jump off.

I would like to officially welcome the term "shitgibbon" back to my daily vocabulary. I find that it truly is the best descriptor to use when referring to King Donald.

#TrumpInauguration

#TrumpArt

Here comes the coronation of King Donald I.

I'm picturing Marco Rubio binge-watching "Madam Secretary" in order to find out what the State Department does.

Trump is not draining the swamp. He is merely replacing the alligators with clownfish.

Watching Biden and Trump sitting down and shaking hands at the White House yesterday, I suddenly realized that might be the last time I see a "peaceful transfer of power" in my lifetime.