John Webber

On one hand I hate interacting with trolls, but on the other I got this one to unironically yell "I'm not projecting my insecurities, you are" and it was pretty glorious

When I was a kid 18 was the drinking age and we'd go to a bar they'd have a big room in the back and a stage and some music would be played and we'd go in there and deal with the loud music and we'd shift from foot to foot. Do people still do that?

Name's familiar. Remember when all those videos were put side-by-side and there were newspeople reciting the exact same words?

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New York Post ‹ @nypost X.com Eric Trump says dad saw Charlie Kirk like *a second son' — and calls his assassination 'the biggest mistake' for left trib.al/cfXpYbW

He has three sons

He heard that the eyes are the window to the soul and he's like "OMG you can see the real me can't you? CAN'T YOU? Aaaaaah!"

Desert Tumbleweed GIF Alt: Desert Tumbleweed GIF

Me: Media literacy is at an all-time low

Them: How dare you say that

Me: Say what

Them: Your wrong

Me: About what?

Them:

A piece of the promo material for the netflix series "Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance". In the background of the shot is a giant robot.

I know you've felt alone but have you ever felt "I liked Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance" alone?

I know I don't seem like it but Godzilla Minus One is my favorite movie

Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election

Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Them: Charlie Kirk is a victim and deserves your empathy. Me: You're right. Thank you for being woke.

I'm not interested in trolling his grieving family but I will troll TF outta his pearl-clutching dumfuk fans

Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.

My depressed friends keep pointing out that 🤡 is still alive but I prefer to think of him as almost dead

Marjorie Taylor Greene stands at a press conference podium that is labelled 'EPSTEIN FILES TRANSPARENCY ACT"

I am obsessed with a post-🤡 America. Marjorie Troller Goon has already broken away from the cult to run for potus. I believe she believes she's a glass-ceiling-shattering Margaret Thatcher Iron-Lady type. I predict she'll be their Hillary, boosted by being well-known and then crushed by the misogyny

🚀 Star Trek fans! It’s almost finale time and we’re going LIVE to break it all down. ✨ This week on Strange Old Trekkers we’re reviewing Strange New Worlds 3x09 “Terrarium”—the penultimate episode of the season! Ortegas takes the spotlight in a high-stakes story that’s got the fandom buzzing. 😱 Join Captain John, Commander Joe, and Chief of Pettiness Officer Eric Thursday at 7:00 p.m. PT for our live recap, review, and fan chat. 🖖 💬 Theories, tropes, Trek lore—we’ve got it all. See you in the chat, Trekkers!

Hey so my group's got a gig tonight, swing by if you can

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Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.

bart simpson is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed while lisa simpson and maggie simpson watch . Alt: bart simpson is sitting on a couch while lisa simpson pokes the painful spot on his arm where he got a tattoo.

Me, for the rest of my days, poking their sore spot & reminding his voters that he's eternally guilty AF

Once I realized I have serious, never-diagnosed attention-deficit issues so much became clear. I'd expand on that but I've already forgotten what my point was and now I might nap.

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

Just a warning, I am going to be disrespectful about that guy. Like, a lot.

Whats up. Just flyering for this show we got coming up

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a cartoon depicting artist Bob Kane's lame idea for Batman and writer Bill Finger countering with all of the elements of Batman that fans love. It's a true story apparently

bob kane < BILL FINGER

we're going FULL 70s with Linda Blair and Wes Craven! Our special guest El Tiburon (Retro Wave podcast) is a massive Wes Craven fan... but he's NEVER seen "Summer of Fear"! Join Rangers John and Joe as we watch his mind get blown by this forgotten 1979 TV movie gem. Expect: Witchcraft drama, peak 70s cheese, and the kind of teenage angst that only the Me Decade could deliver! Sunday 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT

Join us

Linda Blair in peak post-Exorcist mode ✓
Wes Craven directing a TV movie ✓
1979 witchcraft family drama ✓
Our Wes Craven superfan guest seeing it for the first time ✓

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Tonight 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT

WWE HALL OF FAMER vs SPARTACUS STAR: The FORGOTTEN Wrestling Match That Will KNOCK YOU OUT! YouTube video by Webber Internet Thingy

We're live very very soon! Come join the chat and be a Match Caller!

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Dear Maga,
It's adorable when you get mad at your awful people for being awful. You should definitely do it more

In a parallel universe I became a massively succesful right-wing grifter based on my non-fiction bestseller "The Power of Nuh-Uh"

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

Bone Arrow and he's like an undead skeleton super archer and his arrows are his bones or like made of his bones which I guess grow back and now do you see why we need a Drafts folder

a little boy is riding a scooter in a grassy field . Alt: A Repeating GIF: a little boy accidently blasts himself in the face with water from a garden hose

This is me right now, but the hose is my life and the water is bad news

Beatless

Remember "Move Along Home" - that DS9 episode everyone loves to hate? The one with the weird games and the hopscotch? What if we told you that you've been watching it all wrong? Tuesday night at 7pm PDT, the Retro Trekkers crew is going to bat for one of Trek's most despised episodes. Capt'n John, Cmdr. Joe, and CPO Eric have some SHOCKING revelations that might just flip your entire perspective. Are you brave enough to give DS9's "worst" episode another chance? The game begins Tuesday... will you move along, or will you stay and listen?

WHITE KNUCKLE STAR TREK! "Move Along Home" is, for many fans, DS9's most hated epsiode. We'll recap it and review it Tuesday night 7pm Pacific. Who knows? We may give you reasons to give it a second chance!

Join us June 24, Tuesday night to discuss it LIVE!

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