Cpt. Lean

now that Bluesky has drafts I can finally write "do you think miss piggy ever sat on kermit's face?" and then leave that in drafts

There isn't just one thing you can point to that completely captures of the sickness of our society, but gambling everywhere with zero public pushback comes pretty close. -OS

Living in San Francisco for the next to weeks pretending to be a pretty city girl instead of an ugly country boy

can you hear me now

vegans will act all morally superior and then turn around and eat a baby carrot

The 6 looked like a 4 on that New Year’s Eve ball

I think its very likely the candidate in 2028 is someone who is not even being talked about right now.

Could someone give me 60 dollars

I don't believe in removing the sexuality from rock music. I believe in injecting homosexuality into it. All the way up to the balls.

a 50s-era Chesterfield cigarettes ad featuring Ronald Reagan

Merry Christmas and smoke up, America. 🇺🇸

my short film Homemade Gatorade is showing at Sundance 2026 😋 such a wonderful honor, I can’t believe it !!

big big thanks to my friends that contributed to this film, and to all my patrons that helped fund it ✨ @sundance.org

Basically Tamers12345 MLP

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically

I love twix

The fact that the only thing 343 can do with Halo is just milking the old Bungie's legacy, or just completely, utterly, and just endlessly fuck up the franchise is really sad at this point.

I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make

holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell

South Park is a single 124 hour long film, made over 28 years, which documents how America struggled with and then eventually embraced fascism.

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.”

Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance

legally changing my name to Y/N just to make fanfiction more immersive

i forgot to watch the emmys did i win anything

He didn't get the job but he did get a Pikachu.

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man