Caffeinated Lizard

I will absolutely post updates. The average #incubation time I've had so far is about 86 days. We have some time😅

Bluetooth, a skunk gecko (Gekko vittatus) laid her very first pair of eggs this week! Skunk geckos are egg gluers, so the two eggs are affixed to the side of a plant pot within the enclosure.

We have a new mom in the house! Bluetooth secretly laid eggs! Tempest is going to be a dad two times over now, marking him a tried and true proven breeder!
#geckobreeder #reptilekeeper #getskunked 🦎

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Few people know 230 as well as Mike

Legal counsel representing federal employees is now being targeted by the Trump administration. Law firms are receiving a clear message that retaliation is possible for those advocating on behalf of individuals or groups opposing the administration’s agenda.

A baby skunk gecko hopped into the dish containing the feeder insects being dispersed to the geckos instead of waiting his turn.

Sure, help yourself, dude.

#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #feedingfrenzy

Carnivorous FrogBit. Super rare, just watch your fingers and keep it hydrated.

Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl

Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

Please listen and share—this is a very serious situation. This is extremely alarming! The Trump administration, across two agencies, is considering bringing criminal charges against employees simply for doing their jobs.

I raise my own Dubia roaches as feeders for my reptiles and this has to be one of the prettiest roaches I've seen in the colony.
#roaches #bugs #reptilekeeping 🪳

Marvolo is a European legless lizard, or Sheltopusik, and is hiding in a piece of Mopani driftwood. He pokes his head out of a hole as though he were a moray eel underwater.

Marvolo, my male legless lizard, thinking he's hiding.

#leglesslizard #sheltopusik #reptilekeeping 🦎

A divided Supreme Court rejected the Trump administration’s request to block a lower court’s ruling on foreign aid funding, requiring the USAID to resume payments.

A photo of a small gray Chameleon holding on to a branch and looking at the camera.

Namaqua Dwarf Chameleon (Bradypodion occidentale).

#chameleons #chameleonphotography

Shelly, a European Legless lizard, or sheltopusik, stretches out on one of her branches in her enclosure. Legless lizards tend to prefer being on the ground or burrowing as opposed to climbing, so this behavior is a bit unusual for her. Since he coloring is similar to the branch, it does make her look like she could be an extension of the wood.

Shelly fancies herself to be a stick, apparently.
#sheltopusik #Leglesslizard #NotASnake 🦎

Excited to use "Pulled an Al Green" in a future sentence. 💪

@algreen.house.gov

Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.

Elon Musk shared a call from conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro urging Trump to pardon Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted in the 2020 killing of George Floyd.

Matrix says go get skunked!
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#skunkgecko #GetSkunked

Baby Skunk Gecko
#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #reptilekeeper 🦎

There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.

Bigby wants you to look deep into his eyes....and give him bugs
#geckobreeder #Gekkovittatus #Skunkgecko 🦎

His door actually says "Get out of my swamp"! 😂 He hissed at me so bad when I first got him that it was the only thing I could think of and so the name stuck.

Shrek is right around 24 inches nose to tail tip

The potato dragon is currently trying to be dirt. For what it's worth, I did consult several charts, compared his underside, etc as well as the breeder I bought him from.

Gadget is ready to call it a night
#DogsofBlueSky #cattledog #bordercollie #mutt 🐶

The night before every marathon.
#memes
#runningmemes

Shrek is having some feelings about realizing that tomorrow is Monday.
#Skink #BlueTongue #Indonesian #Halmahera 🦎

These two are going to be the cutest couple of 2025.
#sheltopusik #leglesslizard #Sheltos 🦎

I got to hang out with Sunspot for a few minutes while I cleaned baby bins. She's such a sweet gecko.
#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #reptilekeeper 🦎

Widget was so excited for cage cleaning night I got a hug. Or maybe he's auditioning to be a facehugger. Hmmm

#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #repilekeeper 🦎

😂 hyper realistic