@theonlyslenderman.bsky.social
I'm in your dreams. He/Him. Better than Eminem at rapping. Whiter than sour cream. Dapper in my monochrome outfit. Father-to-be of Dongus Maximus. Opinions are my own. Collect my pages.
Long time no see gang how is everyone doing
17.07.2025 04:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hi everyone I forgot I was on Bluesky lol
27.04.2025 00:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was an interesting night
10.03.2025 17:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry, it's a force of habit...
08.03.2025 05:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A long thread but a good read
07.03.2025 08:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slendy here. Hope you all are doing ok all things considered <3
07.03.2025 08:36 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Also saying 15 years ago made me feel old fuck
27.02.2025 07:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd be half tempted to try on mine if it wasn't sent to e-waste 15 years ago due to red ring of death... (Person Running This Account was a child at the time and their parents don't know electronics)
27.02.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I bet you could fry eggs on the Xbox 360 though
27.02.2025 07:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oops...
26.02.2025 07:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so sorry I didn't mean to scare you
26.02.2025 07:51 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for the inclusion <3
24.02.2025 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good job π
24.02.2025 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Collect my pages
24.02.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a huge βcall your repsβ moment. Dem, Rep, doesnβt matter. Kill the bill.
24.02.2025 00:22 β π 577 π 348 π¬ 6 π 1Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
24.02.2025 01:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clicker training the fan (@boyfailure.dev is this you?)
24.02.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok but what if they collected my pages instead
23.02.2025 23:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I committed numerous war crimes (posting on main)
23.02.2025 07:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will become evil and collect your pages instead...
23.02.2025 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a poll on X I bet half of them are lying lmao
20.02.2025 00:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I find it hard to believe that goals and dreams matter when the whole world is caving in to fascism right now
19.02.2025 17:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Cascadia ever were to secede, they should invite Colorado to become an enclave territory. That would be pretty neat I think
19.02.2025 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh yeah I look at domains quite a bit. It's more of a slenderman domain I figure would be pretty pricey due to interest. The price will probably go up seeing as you looked at it to get that screenshot, knowing how registrars work...
...worth it though?
I'm surprised it's that cheap
17.02.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wallet is already screaming at me...
17.02.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Idea: Tesla pays me to take a cybertruck, then I take it out back and destroy it
17.02.2025 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aside from the obvious, watching "gender ideology" be removed from quotes and accepted into common parlance in real time (as I watched "biological sex" do a few years back) is terrifying.
They are teaching you that we are not human, but "ideological".
They are teaching you not to value our lives.
