tay but in love 🌷

mine is cardi b’s. is it the best? no. does it completely suit her and enhance her aesthetic? absolutely

everyone is allowed to have one persons bbl they defend

he’s so mad at me for laughing but like he said it so serious and like i always try and validate their feelings but like wdym you’ve never loved me bc i won’t let you have a fake finger swimming pool in my belly button

my 3 year old wanted to spit in my belly button and pretend it was a pool for his fingers and i said no and he got so angry at me he firmly and very angrily said ive never loved you and i haven’t been able to stop laughing

i’ve been married almost 7 years and we’ve been through 3 postpartums, 2 major deaths, raising children, aging together and growing together. body changes, hormone changes. we dedicated our entire twenties to each other. it’s beautiful work. messy and fulfilling and magical but still work

i think a lot of people underestimate how much work marriage is and like i don’t mean this in like one of those dumbass republican ways i mean just in a genuine being a partner to another human being and embracing different stages of life and change with each other

tell my niece i’m proud of her!!

cozy things
being an amazing mom
being a cutie patootie

what if i said im so bad at holding back valentines gifts my kids already got theirs like a week ago 😭

l’oréal for foundation powder and setting spray and nyx for literally everything else

and they’re hot!! grey looks so good on everyone

i want a society w no beauty standards but specifically no more beauty standards rooted in p*dophilia

i love aging. i mean it so genuinely in a way i never thought id mean it. i love seeing my face and body change with maturity and living life

she’s an angel fr

i had a bad week so my momma is door dashing me taco bell bc she’s the best mom

the daily wire makes shows now including a knock off game of thrones that they are literally advertising as a knock off game of thrones

i know depression episodes are so hard but if you’re struggling w brushing your teeth i highly recommend baby teeth wipes. they’re easy, cheap, and you can keep them bedside and they may save you a massive dental bill

it’s actually really easy to tell if someone is fake tan and bleach blonde in a maga way or in an early 2000s cool girl way and that’s that the latter has a soul in their eyes

minnesota is still being terrorized by ICE. it hasn’t stopped and from local reports has gotten way worse. it isn’t making major headlines anymore and we know why. ABOLISH ICE !!!

i never said there weren’t cover ups? where did i mention those? i’m talking about the people claiming the government made them psychic and mcdonald’s has gotten us all addicted to eating human flesh

bc these dummies are tagging it in relation to the epstein files so if you’ve ever interacted w any content on tiktok learning about the real files it assumes you want to see that too

“i was in the gate program bc i have psychic powers” shut the fuck uppppppppp

i hate that we have actual epstein files out and instead of focusing on that a large group of people decided to make new conspiracy theories or build on old dumb ones

if anyone wants a lil update on the actual story the girl did get fired lmao and i believe she’s currently still homeless

i had to post some evidence bc no one ever believes it 😭

ty 🫶🏻

ty it took me so long to not hate the yeehaw accent 😭

this is how i find out it’s not wednesday 🫩

i found this video from like 2 years ago of me filling my husband in on stuff that was going on and i just need yall to know how yeehaw i sound and how i speak to read my posts properly

ppd ramping up, hair coming out in clumps, and then my husband found out he’s working 84 hours this week. if anyone needs me i’ll be living in my bathtub