Devious Bec

I'm... not googling that. But specifically because I don't want the algorithm to think I'm interested in Archie Sonic.

a green squat creature with long arms and covered in moss and other swamp plant life.

The Swamp Troll is one of the many beasties in my book Savage Strangehollow which is launching on the 2nd of September! You can join my newsletter if you'd like to be notified when it launches 🙂
#watercolour #painting #troll #creature

Anvil of Dawn (1995) is one of those games that make me mourn all the talent & know-how we lost in the shift from pixel art to 3D.

Dreamforge Intertainment was a powerhouse. We have so many retro-inspired games now, I really hope someday we get a dungeon-crawler in this style again.

Everything else comes second

I need a woman who can bench press me

aspire to be so hot that it causes powerful men to self-immolate

(2023) New hilda figure got me thinking, this used to be my yearly redraw but I missed it last year, well there is no time like the present

Only the Redoran councilors can choose a Hortator for House Redoran, and it must be unanimous. The Hortator's duty is defined by ancient custom, but, in essence, a Hortator is a House champion, and must be both skilled in combat and known for his courage and honor.

BIG:

Hisses

Look for Mages Guild halls in Balmora, Ald'ruhn, Caldera, Wolverine Hall in Sadrith Mora, and the Foreign Quarter in Vivec.

Potion of Tiny Wiener

He's so sorry, his momma swapped him for a dog, and drowned the dog.

Take care you aren't poisoned!

My link redesigns

Some green fellas
🗡️🛡️

Skullface monologuing at snake in the back of a jeep

...and eventually, "________ & Chill" got so casualized that it wrapped back around to its original meaning. The euphemism destroyed itself in a chain of memetic linguisthetics. Like how "OG" just means "original" now. Do you see what I'm getting at here?

the blessing of australia is to start the weekend while much of the world is still at work. the curse of australia is to face monday while much of the world is enjoying the weekend

They call them 'Dwarves' in the West. In their folly and pride, the Dwemer conspired to create a god to serve them and to destroy the Dunmer. But now they are no more.

Created using this:

A character profile based on those from the FFXIV Encyclopedia Eorzea companion books. "Neaneath Neath "I'm actually quite tall for a Lalafell, y'know!" An eccentric Lalafell, equal parts shy and outgoing, who grew up within the walls of Ul'dah where she worked as a Goldsmith until the age of 26 when without any prior warning she quit her job to become an adventurer under the pseudonym Neath Moon-and-star. Though her adventuring career has been highly successful, Neaneath is now semi-retired and has refocused her time toward writing novels, however she still wields magic and blade to assist organisations such as Finist's Finest or the Students of Baldesion. Her long drawn-out romantic pursuit and eventual relationship with Krile Maya Baldesion is a topic of much gossip and humour among those in the know."

Oh yeah I did one of these things for my WoL. Love this little idiot, she has so many problems. #WoL #FFXIV

YouTube video by RHINO The B-52's - Private Idaho (Official Audio)

GET OUT OF THE STATE,
GET OUT OF THE STATE YOU'RE IN

Groundbreaking things are happening at Dunkin'

Utterly devoted, total wife girl but turns completely toxic when spurned

The female gaze

I... never noticed that, no. But yes, it is.

I love casually inventing new lesbians with my friends.

Also my key memory of 9/11 is waking up in the morning and being upset I can't watch Dragonball Z on Cheez TV because a plane crashed into a building and the news was on.

The first time I saw Ghost In the Shell: Standalone Complex - or any adult anime - was late at night on SBS. It was the episode where a Tachikoma gets out and goes on an adventure with a little girl who lost her dog. I remember her telling the Tachikoma about the story of the Secret Goldfish.