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Latest posts by cants.bsky.social on Bluesky

He just rang and said he's not talking to you until you clean your black bin

09.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Robin I'm upset

09.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're always saying come over to bluesky we miss you

09.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Robin I did not

09.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't believe you've done this

09.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh he's ranting and raving about Churchill

09.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wipe your chin!

09.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He goads me!

09.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shut up

09.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't listen to this Victorian poltergeist

05.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm Big Sam til I die

05.01.2026 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You shut your cunt mouth

05.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Shut your mouth

04.01.2026 13:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Robin

04.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love it when people refuse to let people (me) merge.

You petty little bald bastard, fair play.

25.09.2025 12:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shalom!

15.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure I've got COVID. Hope it finishes me off

15.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Houston, we have a (racism) problem

15.09.2025 14:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning rich

15.09.2025 09:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Grey and cold today.

Like your future

15.09.2025 08:20 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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I hate him

14.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If they don't sack him den, I go off the north stand

14.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He needed quietly fucking off in the summer and we could reinvest. Instead he got told we needed him, the manager sealed his fate right then

14.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember when Liverpool were a goal down and Gerrard would start Hollywood passing it in the last ten minutes? Bruno plays like that from the first minute, every week.

100 million we lost on that bastard

14.09.2025 17:11 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Not overreacting but that Portuguese bastard wants tipping in the canal

14.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

'I ate 700 eggs in 2022' is a belting first ep.

14.09.2025 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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