@thexbomb.bsky.social
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Got a potentially era defining idea…
A gloryhole… but you get a vol-au-vent. 🤩🤩🤩
Can’t get enough of Chita at the moment. Slips down so effortlessly.
… much like someone’s marge…
😎😎😎
So pert that I wrote that tweet, opened a bottle of whisky, closed the app and forgot all about it.
So damn pert.
#pert
Evening shaggers.
10.07.2025 19:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gregg Wallace's autism means he can't wear underwear, say friends
Same
09.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It’s annoying how much I miss Snog Marry Avoid.
09.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Cross
09.07.2025 10:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to have my wicked way with the sink. 💃💃💃
09.07.2025 09:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got a brand new bottle of Viakal, lads. 😍😍😍
09.07.2025 09:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s got me all… 😍😍😍
07.07.2025 18:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have not had a beer for a whole week because my body is a temple and it’s been #legday but I have just opened a beer as a treat and my god it’s got me #damp
07.07.2025 18:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pint?
06.07.2025 07:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think anybody wants to see him taking a tummy omelette from Big Colin. 🤢🤢🤢
05.07.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s heartwarming how horrible it is. 🤩🤩🤩
05.07.2025 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mind you it might go nuts and script a porno based on Dalziel & Pascoe, not something any of us want, I don’t think.
05.07.2025 10:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Need someone to feed an AI tart everything that’s ever been screened on ITV3.
Keep the genre alive.
Imagine a whole new 90s detective drama infused with New Tricks and Taggart.
Reply ‘Sales’ and I’ll DM you my #WORKFLOW 🤠🤠🤠
05.07.2025 10:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LonkedOn is amazing at the moment. Some of the most nauseating and desperate engagement-bait I’ve seen potentially ever.
Incredibly unenjoyable for all parties. 10/10
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Pint?
05.07.2025 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
GWARN RadaCANu 🎾🎾🎾
#canscanscans
Wimbledon but for curry.
04.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Evening shaggers.
04.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would imagine like a jacket potato.
04.07.2025 10:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I showed someone it yesterday and it was uploaded 18 years ago and I felt sick.
04.07.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Having a minor operation today and my surgeon is called Dr. Anil.
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Pint?
04.07.2025 04:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got a brand new pack of seafood sticks, turned the tele on and it’s New Tricks followed by Spooks.
That’s all my luck for the year in one fell swoop. 😍😍😍
Another day, another dollar*
*potentially unsalvageable tshirt
Just caught sight of myself in a reflection, doing an excellent new lean. Didn’t even know I had it in me. Great form meets effortlessly blasé. Exquisite. 🤩🤩🤩
02.07.2025 08:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pint?
02.07.2025 07:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
