Alex Dobrenko

slopia (adj) - writing that has an AI-tint to it, i.e. over-formatted, over-outlined, try-hard generic, ends with a “lesson”

ugh felt happy for a min by accident and replied “sounds good!!” non-ironically to a text

RIP the sadboi image i’ve spent years cultivating FUCK

Say it with me again

"Comedy is NOT just a way to get likes

it’s also how I dress my grief up so people will clap for it”

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is it “staying alive”?

my nyt crossword week usually:
Mon - easy
Tue - easyish
Wed - mid, can usually finish
Thur - hard, finish 20% of the time?
Fri - long shot
Sat - longest shot
Sun - can finish with a lil cheating

protein for creatives call that the artist’s whey

being funny is just saying what everyone else is thinking. that's it. nothing fancy.

somehow this popped up on my bsky and as an asheville local i can say come on over!

hi

is it...ice cream?

i really gotta get famous today

i have no problems w wes andersen doing the same ol thing until he's d.e.d. ded BUT I do think it'd be such a good bit if his next movie was handheld lowbudget dogma95 shitty sets, non actors, weird non-plot, etc. i think he could have a lot of fun with that and we would too (wes: i'm avail for work

This whole video is AI. These people do not exist. The train ride never happened.

When I was 19, I wanted to time travel

When I was 21, I invented a time machine

When I was 15, I HOLY SHIT

substack gf, vibe coder bf

the lack of an official term for two horses living next to each other is tearing this country apart. neeeeeighbors could heal us

"Wow I can't believe it, I've become the lord of the rings."
-- Frodo, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Early Version of Butterfly Pavilion from August 2023 - Benny Feldman Watch it for free first down below!! Then pay based on how much you liked it

What's up. Here is an early version of my stand-up hour from 2023 in its entirety.

Watch it for free!! And then pay what you wish based on how much you liked it.

This will ultimately help me make the final version. Hope you enjoy.

live laugh louvre

its 2025 and we’re still paying taxes like cavemen?

omg @alexpriest.com thank you so much man

also weird that the scale is between fear and greed like aren't both of those bad?

"but at what cost"
- me at the store

sex is cool, but have you ever spent money you dont have on shit you dont need?

yeah this made me....groan, AND I LIKE DOING VIDEO

here for it

sex is cool, but have you ever spent money you dont have on shit you dont need?

the cruel irony of needing perfect vision to repair the very thing that gives you perfect vision. this is how society FALLS

nice signal you got there, be a shame if it turned out to just be noise