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Washingtonian (the non-state Washington), bulldog lover ๐Ÿถ, and avid reader ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ https://instagram.com/virtualjustin

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I was very into her for about a year, starting in the summer of 2005, after I had just graduated from college! Whenever I hear any of those songs from the Felt Mountain, Black Cherry, and Supernature albums, it instantly takes me back to that first year out of school.

19.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, wow - that's absolutely awful. ๐Ÿ˜ข My condolences, friend - I hope your family can rely on each other right now.

19.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So this is a routine occurrence?

19.11.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Santa Dad ๐Ÿ˜‚

19.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought this was going in a totally different direction originally - wasn't anticipating the monetization of used undergarments curveball! ๐Ÿ˜‚

17.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear that! If I could go back to the early โ€˜00s, Iโ€™d tell my younger self to not get so enthralled with every new social media platform and not put so much of myself out for the world to see and consume.

17.11.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldnโ€™t be me because my takes are always the correct takes!

17.11.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you like to see it grow larger or shrink to a smaller size? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ‘พ

17.11.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s also something kinda sorta related, the Bradley effect, where people just outright lie to pollsters about their opinions

14.11.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooof - hopefully you managed to get back home quickly without any successful conversions! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

14.11.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only tangentially related but I get flabbergasted when I click a link to a news article while on a mobile device and the site will be running a banner on the top of the page, on the bottom of the page, and also a pop-up in the middle, leaving literally only two or three lines of copy even visible.

14.11.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know why I busted out laughing when I saw this

14.11.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you hoping to study after your transfer?

14.11.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect anything-influencer will by nature be self-promoting. ๐Ÿ˜•

14.11.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Pluribus on AppleTV - the concept is interesting but Carol is still pretty insufferable in Episode 3.

14.11.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twenty-inch super rat? And it flies??

11.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Movie poster for Good Boy (2025). A golden retriever stands before a group of menacing black shadows.

Movie poster for Good Boy (2025). A golden retriever stands before a group of menacing black shadows.

Tonightโ€™s viewing: Good Boy (2025) ๐Ÿถ

Plus Taco Bell tacos and Baja Blast. ๐Ÿ˜…

07.11.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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188. Five Questions About "Extrajudicial Killings" There is no obvious legal argument to support President Trump's expanding campaign of strikes against alleged drug boats in the Caribbean Sea and Pacific Ocean. And the implications are even scarier.

The Trump administrationโ€™s military strikes on alleged drug boats are โ€œblatantly unlawful as a matter of U.S. domestic lawโ€”and a quickly spreading stain on whatever is left of the executive branchโ€™s commitment to the rule of law.โ€

Me on โ€œextrajudicial killingsโ€ in the latest issue of โ€œOne Firstโ€:

06.11.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1569    ๐Ÿ” 477    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

I remember watching an episode of Pop-Up Video on VH1 about this special and the only thing I can concretely remember is that they figured out that Aretha Franklin made it an unspoken point to sing one octave higher and several decibels louder than anyone else on the stage

06.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely am lucky! No one else would ever have the patience to put up with me!

06.11.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When youโ€™re the second one to crawl into bed and your bedroom is pitch black, your partner is sprawled out on your side, sweating on your pillow and drooling where your back is going to be laying for the rest of the night. ๐Ÿฅฒ

06.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long is that drive?

06.11.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I believe theyโ€™re even remotely qualified to throw their hat into the ring, but in fairness, Marjorie is probably looking around at the last 12 years and thinking, โ€œWhat do I have to lose? Iโ€™m no less a viable candidate for the partyโ€™s nomination than any other politician or supporter.โ€

06.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to rub salt into a wound, but by God can you expect them to raise their prices! ๐Ÿค‘

05.11.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But no the ho in nacho?

05.11.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a robot with the letters ic on its head ALT: a drawing of a robot with the letters ic on its head
04.11.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing, whenever I see an Instagram account whose Stories are displaying tiny little dots instead of one or two long dashes, I know Iโ€™m about to encounter something entirely unhinged.

04.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have one that's waterproof - but it's not like Boston is Seattle and raining all of the time

04.11.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can it even be considered abandoned when youโ€™ve still never really even cracked it open past the first few pages?

04.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had โ€œGravityโ€™s Rainbowโ€ sitting on my bedside nightstand for almost two years nowโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜“

04.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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