Justin

Take me to Labubumon, Jorge

Nooooo! So it wasn’t the weird eBay lens?

Whoa! 🤯

It’s been so long I can’t even remember what happened during the season!

Apropos of nothing, I haven't seen a single episode of the American reality television series "Big Brother" since Season 3 in the summer of 2002.

I remember they put on an incredible show so I’m sure you’ll have an amazing time!

The same French electronic duo Justice? (If so, I saw them perform here in DC back in 2008!)

When viewers identify with fascism that’s definitely a big personality red flag

Really striking shot!

I love the Joe Wright-directed adaptation with Keira Knightly and Matthew Macfadyen!

This proposed account is going to either really disappoint or really galvanize your fans

My microplastic-shedding jar of genetically modified, hydrogenated, and additive-laden JIF never needs such extra handling

As in, you make your own nut butters in your own kitchen? 🤔

This never came up when we were sharing a bed in gay paradise, Landon!

Also, more self-owning public embarrassment coming my way: I’ve never played SSBM in my life.

Clapped back with a glorious mane of hair

You couldn’t have told me this before I embarrass myself publicly?

He said from the dusty pile of academic treatises on chiaroscuro lighting in Weimar-era silent films in the basement of the campus library

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Went the foot
Under the
Airport bathroom stall

If you’re interested in this stuff, you might want to check out Merlin Sheldrake’s “Entangled Life!”

How do pokémon reproduce? Through sex kicks, evidently.

This better have been hummed in your Nintendo Gameboy-modified android voice! 🗣️🤖

There’s always The Fillmore in Silver Spring 🥲

It’s just like Freud’s Theory of Eros and Thanatos

This kind of reminds me of my old Beyoncé x Samsung UPSTAGE mobile phone that I had back in 2007 🤔

You have a full month to complete a Galadriel costume with this as a centerpiece accessory.

“‘Anyone wishing to hear how Indo-Europeans spoke should go and listen to a Lithuanian peasant,’ wrote the French linguist Antoine Meillet in 1913.”

“‘Whole Sanskrit phrases are well understood by the peasants of the banks of Niemen,’ stated an 1882 edition of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, referring to the river that rises in Belarus and traverses Lithuania on its way to the Baltic Sea.”

Ok, the part about Lithuanian and Sanskrit’s relationship is absolutely wild to me! I had no idea that their similarities “extend from sound to vocabulary and even mythology.” According to some linguists, “Balto-Slavic and Indo-Iranian were, in turn, once the same language.”

Omg I literally read and re-read this two extra times and saw “ruptured” and not “raptured.”

Have him take you fishing one weekend!