Capri

truer words have never been spoken :p

i don't mean to denigrate, this is really good. just, something about "what if Eeyore had a huge cock" is really funny to me

remember like two months ago when we liked bill burr? simpler times.

ACAB includes the toaster from Brave Little Toaster (clearly he was powered by AI)

uh, how could he have been a pedophile before he first said in an email he was a pedophile??? a-DOY!!!!

we almost had the Cure for Racism but then Obama made the CDC destroy it bc of woke

i didn't see nuthin coppah

god i hope Elon single-handedly kills the hero worship of tech/entrepreneur people

fuck yeah

after I spent the night

the fire turning blue mid-kiss is a really nice touch

ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode Every Windows 11 PC is now an Al PC with Copilot at the center of it all. Here's how to get rid of Copilot completely from your computer (1/3)

ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode 1/ Settings App > Personalization > Taskbar > Other System Tray Icons > Switch "Microsoft 365 Copilot App" Off This hides Copilot from your taskbar

(9) ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode 2/ Press Win + R > Type in ‘regedit’ > Navigate to "HKEY _CURRENT_USER\ Software \ Policie s\Microsoft\ Windows" > Right-click on the "Windows" Key > New > Key > Name the new key "WindowsCopilot’ > Right-click on the new key EY > DWORD (32-bit) Value

@forgoodcode 3/ > Name the value "TurnOffWindowsCopilot’ > Double-click the name of the value > Set the "Value Data" to 1 > Restart your computer Congrats! Copilot is now completely gone from your computer. Hope this helps

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

do they have to do anything constructive or can they just be like "looks good hon!"

i'd pay her troll toll

cool guy doing cool things

Twink who's just hit 30 and is starting to fill out, call that a twee twunk

A portable toilet in the Scottish Borders provided by a company called Bordaloo.

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

thank you for your service Officer Fun Police

"hey bro let's meet in the middle"

bottom one is a carbine libtsrd

nOoOO iTs nOt tHe sAmE jEsUs iS tHe mOsT sPeCialEsT bOy

my coworkers can be as evil as they like if they look like this

gockity gock, don't talk bock

i always treat pussy eating with the reverence it deserves

is it even worth trying to follow up? I've never once heard of an employer saying "oh we forgot lol, you're hired!"

nah that's coffee

Istanbul is the Israel of New York

they're probably saving that for the director's cut

Atrios @eschatonblog.com Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win [They do not win] Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista November 11, 2024 at 8:33 AM