Turkeys Cowabunga

DOINK

It's not 5-3 anymore booooooo

Lexus is using Landslide for its December to Remember. Fuck you, Lexus.

Also, it's November.

a man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone . ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone .

Give up a kickoff return TD AND a punt return TD to lose to the Jets.

That song came out the year I graduated law school.

Both of you off my lawn forthwith

Good news! It's not in the Arizona desert!

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it's worse

Of course Iowa has a tight end named Large.

Me flirting:

To your good health!

Could have posted this earlier because I took the day off, but, eh.

We apologize for the delay.

THE YEAR IS 1993

Also, Starter is on line one and would like to chat

Oh, this is an easy prompt for me.

I occasionally make statues out of the various empty boxes Young Qaxxar leaves behind. I of course place the statue at his seat at the dinner table for him to enjoy.

GREETINGS TELL DARTH HUMAN

I AM PLEASED THAT MY SONG CAUSED AN EMOTIONAL REACTION

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY SOUNDCLOUD

Once again, it is the children who are wrong

GREETINGS ARIA MIND HUMAN, GOOGLE GEMINI HERE

THE LETTERS "UC" REFER TO MANY DIFFERENT UNIVERSITIES, INCLUDING THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, THE UNIVERSITY OF CLEVELAND STATE, THE UNIVERSITY OF CARIZONA, AND THE COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON CHEWS

If by bologna he was hit, you must acquit

When my college football team loses to its rival

This feels like waste, fraud, and abuse, has anyone notified DOGE

Watching #MACtion this evening as is right and proper

Glory to #MACtion

Kraken, Wild, Mammoth

Red and White Sox

Heat, Thunder, Jazz

Huh. Not bad.

ALSO GOOD ELECTION STUFF

THEM BOBCATS IMO

Sam also could be in play

It may be too close to Ava, but Annushka/Anna (Volovodov)?

Anyone who disrespects Pizza Hut also disrespects reading

Why do they hate kids reading