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@alphamonster.creature.cool

It/Its || β˜‰βˆ‡ - ΞΈβˆ† || Livestock Guardian Felkin || Median Plural || Not House-Broken || Middle || EmoPunk || Mid 30s || VRC World Maker ||πŸ”ž NSFW kink likes/reposts ahead! ||

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A dark blue-ish colored crow with a chubby body type puts on a latex diapersuit. Zipping up the zipper, he says- "Oh hey! It actually fits!"

A dark blue-ish colored crow with a chubby body type puts on a latex diapersuit. Zipping up the zipper, he says- "Oh hey! It actually fits!"

CW ABDL

this piece was a commission for @crinklecrow.bsky.social!

25.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I plan on grabbing you once you respawn in your primary, speaking of

25.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Voresky gave us prey proposals! but also

25.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

24.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5437    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 116
drawing of an anthropomorphic sylveon with long, reddish-pink hair and a nasty look in her eyes kneeling on the floor and gesturing threateningly towards the viewer. she is wearing a black leather overcoat, a red leather vest, white shorts and thigh-high leather boots, all dotted with metal studs and spikes

drawing of an anthropomorphic sylveon with long, reddish-pink hair and a nasty look in her eyes kneeling on the floor and gesturing threateningly towards the viewer. she is wearing a black leather overcoat, a red leather vest, white shorts and thigh-high leather boots, all dotted with metal studs and spikes

finally drew the worlds meanest sylveon again for anyone who's been missing her

25.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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kanapka doing chores

24.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah! you know the one?

24.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Def gonna need help figuring out how to get a good plush look tho

24.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm thinking....

What if Tredd but plush critter....

giant weighted plushie

24.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made "weird shepards pie" today:

- 2lbs of ground beef, brocolli, onions cooked down and mixed with sloppy joe mix.
- 2 packs of instant garlic mashed potatos mixed with sour cream
- Baked in oven for... a bit?

We love when the sloppiest looking foods end up tasting the best.

24.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

allbadbadgers.gumroad.com/l/haxbs?layo...

its this and then with a texture mod set that makes it plush jinxxy.com/NewtCore/cus...

nsfw warning obviously but πŸ‘€

24.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im kinda very normal about the big plush/diapercritter lycanroc avatar that has a big diaper on it, tbh

24.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The end of the month is getting close so I will open slots for Retexture and Model Editing work!!
I am going to open for 5 slots! If interested please DM me!

21.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Today I am learning that Nikola Tesla was an autism icon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpfV...

24.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mspaint doodle- a person strides forward, wearing a shirt with a trans flag. They say "I LOVE being trans!". They have an expression of pure glee.

Mspaint doodle- a person strides forward, wearing a shirt with a trans flag. They say "I LOVE being trans!". They have an expression of pure glee.

The person is stopped by someone else, who accusingly points while they say "You! Justify your happiness to me!"

The person is stopped by someone else, who accusingly points while they say "You! Justify your happiness to me!"

The accosting person says "Debate me no-". They are cut off by the person in the trans shirt saying "No thank you!" as lasers shoot from their eyes, exploding the head of the other character in a cartoonish fashion.

The accosting person says "Debate me no-". They are cut off by the person in the trans shirt saying "No thank you!" as lasers shoot from their eyes, exploding the head of the other character in a cartoonish fashion.

The accosting person stands, alive but expressionless as their headless torso smolders. The person in the trans shirt walks away, a stupidly happy grin still present.

The accosting person stands, alive but expressionless as their headless torso smolders. The person in the trans shirt walks away, a stupidly happy grin still present.

Happy 3-year anniversary to Don't Play Defense #Art #Pride

21.06.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18452    πŸ” 7146    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61

Need to figure out how long to toast mashed potatos for hmmm..

24.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm re-muting terms because what was posted today was incredibly positive and people forward.

Companies are not your friend, but they are still beholden to laws or they can't exist. Whatever platform you move to is still going to have age verify people. This is a "call your reps" situation.

24.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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They were never giving money to Peter Thiel. He doesn't own persona.

24.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ハスキーくんヒフーッ!!

20.02.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Discord isn't the one yelling "protect the children" in this case. Call your reps, etc etc.

24.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For Discord, places where its legally required its either do age verification or dont exist in that country OR nuke all nsfw from the entirety of the platform

So I at least appreciate they're pulling back on complying in advance and also working to make it as less of a headache when it DOES come

24.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Discord is literally one of the least anti-queer/anti-marginalized big companies I can think of in current times so I'm not sure where you're getting all this.

Are they flawless? No. But I do not believe they're going "we think that persons trans, get em"

24.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the leak page itself for the Persona thing went "this was only information with a specific contract with open ai and peopel who verified through that and all the other contracts persona has with other vendors is unaffected"

24.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dennis the Padded Astronaut [Commission]

Exploring the galaxy, but always safe and well-padded. πŸš€πŸΌβœ¨ This little astronaut is ready for anything (well, almost).

#abdl #abdlart #abdldrawing #abdlartwork #furryart

23.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every company is still beholden to the laws they operate in. Moving to another program won't make you not have to age verify if youre in the UK, Australia, or parts of the US already

24.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When did you verify? They only used persona for a few weeks as a test. Every other time the verification was through k-id

24.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thiel doesn't own persona. He was just one of their funders.

24.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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