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YouTube video by SaltNPepaVEVO Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Music Video)

Almost time for a little di-di-ding ding di-di-ding

#Eagles

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You might be the best adjective noun bunchanumbers on here, defran

Alt text because my phone keyboard obscures the alt text done button: The video of Brian Daboll driving into his first day of work at the Giants office complex, arriving in a blue pickup truck and wearing a suit. Only the video is played in reverse

100 years later, the Frankford Yellow Jackets are once again leading 5-3

#scorigami

placekicker: *gives NFL contract a final once-over*

placekicker: *pauses, whispers to agent*

agent, to team ownership: "Sorry, where's the Scorigami incentive clause we discussed? No deal without it"

Will Carson Wentz ever play another down in the NFL

Experienced

this play looks like it's straight out of tecmo super bowl

*tips fedora*

*says slogan*

*gets permabanned from reddit*

i'm partial to "touron" the portmanteau of tourist and moron

intentionally excluding the gate from the float approval plans must be the part of the art me with my not-schizo brain doesn't understand

my face when "they certainly tried" lol

three frames of the house rep behind Mike Johnson as he began to answer the question: looking right (at the person asking the question), looking left (at the speaker), looking straight into the camera, mouth slightly agape

new meme template just dropped

The box score of the first nine innings of 2025 World Series game three. Toronto scored 4 in the 4th, and 1 in the 7th. Los Angeles scored 1 in the 2nd, 1 in the 3rd, 2 in the 5th, and 1 in the 7th. The score was tied 5-5 at the end of the ninth.

The 2025 World Series game 3 box score for innings 10 through 18. All innings are zeroes, except for the 1 winning run scored by Los Angeles in the bottom of the 18th.

If you can't handle me at my // then you don't deserve me at my

and whichever team's baseball card has the better stat is declared the winner

play would continue this way until the sun rises during any inning. once this occurs, and the inning ends and is still tied, each team is given nine unopened baseball card packs, and must choose one of the nine packs to open. each team picks one card to play. the league office chooses a random stat

starting in the 20th, there would be no pitches at all batting teams would place their own baseballs on a tee and swing. each team would get two minutes to score as many runs as possible. the next batter up cannot leave the on-deck circle until the batter in front of them is touching any base

from there, stolen bases would be too easy, so as of the 18th, a pitcher would be able to put any baserunner out by pegging them with the ball, kickball style

in the 18th, batters could intentionally swing at any pitch, no matter how bad, and then race to first on strike three because the nonexistent catcher didn't catch it. the pitcher would have to grab their own rebound and then race the runner to first to prevent them from getting on base

the rules should be: for each inning after the the 10th, the fielding team must send out one fewer fielder. the 16th would be just a pitcher, a catcher, and a roving fielder. the 18th would be a pitcher throwing to one of those rebound nets. the 19th would have an umpire feeding a jugs machine

A score bug for 2025 World Series Game 3, indicating that the game is going to the top of the 16th, with the score tied at 5 apiece, and the series tied at 1 apiece

#Phillies fans: I don't want either team to win

Dodgers and Blue Jays:

Jalen Hurts better QB than Patrick Mahomes discourse will continue until morale improves

quality edit at the end of this one

macy's christmas ads on television on october 26th

you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur

#Eagles "A lot of handfighting, usually you let that go"

Fuck ALLLLLLLLLL the way off Fox

absolute make-up call for the tush push non-fumble

All these posts saying the refs are rigging the game for the #Eagles

I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes

Is that Los Angeles on there? Immediate disqualification.

You could make a 2-axis sports talent vs fan interest graph, e.g. low talent/high interest quadrant is "Detroit". LA is such a high talent/low interest outlier that Secret Base would do a 47-minute long documentary about that data point