I'm a chess grandmaster*
(*I regularly beat elementary kids because I know all the rules and think more than one move ahead)
If AI is so great why is it being rammed down our throats?
The one Trump campaign promise I agreed with was getting rid of daylight savings, and he fucks it up
Monte Testaccio is a hill made of about 50 million smashed Roman amphoras, each held 18 gallons of olive oil
Wow
I read in Hillbilly Elegy JD Vance would eat a whole tube of Jimmy Dean's Boot Clappin's for breakfast. Explains a lot.
A co-worker call the mud and dirt that comes off your boots when you smack them together "Boot Clappin's" which sounds like a Jimmy Dean's breakfast product.
Me, trying to eat lunch before the novacaine wears off
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
Aldi figured it out. People will do anything for a quarter, even have good manners
All the other farms in the atlas just show some barns and maybe a show horse. This farmer insisted on including Beauty and Vanderbilt. I respect that.
Vanderbilt, her sire
A sow named "Beauty" depicted in an 1875 atlas of Washington County, Iowa. I'll post a picture of her boyfriend- the sire of the same farm-in the replies
Nvrmd. Googled it myself.
Huh? Context please.
How old is he supposed to be in the strip? 70? 25?
When you ask a Dutch person what time it is and they say five fourteen they mean 9:55
True fact: If someone else eats your name on your birthday cake they steal your soul
They will literally sell anybody a ski lift ticket, no questions asked. Weird.
16 told me vape stoner kids use the top floor of the Old Capitol ramp
Hey now...
Did she tousel your hair and complement your BMX bike? ❤️
Holy shit! Why did she interview you? Did you catch a record muskie?
Fritzie Borgwardt. She was the Green Bay Channel 11 news anchor when I was a kid. Her Wisconsin accent was so thick even us Sheboyganers found it peculiar
I think the Hot Pockets jingle just might be fodder for comedy jokes also
Link?
My wife told me that a good bra costs $50-$75! I never knew. If society required men to wear bras Hanes would sell them in a 4-pack for $18.
Wow, this is as bad as the Teapot Dome scandal! (Me, trying to discuss politics with friends)
Heathcliff > Garfield
Congrats!
