bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb
or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch!
this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅
From Twitter’s controversial “X” website. Ex-Onion editor, comedy day laborer. Wrote Jean Teasdale’s A Book Of Jean’s Own (St. Martin’s Griffin).
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
links.weratedogs.com
i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Be a pelican not a pelican’t
🐾❤️☺️
My Blueskies ⬇️
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Deranged but surprisingly insightful musings.
A goofy lil dude. A neurotic overthinker. A vicious little shit.
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Comedian
November 7-16 I’ll be doing my stand-up with a 7-piece band at Second City NYC as part of the NY Comedy Festival.
Management: robbie@stapleview.com
toddglass.com
Bunch of different guys—actour, writeur, comedianite
New & vintage stationery from around the world, since 2009. Our shop is at 12 Bury Place, London WC1A 2JL. https://www.presentandcorrect.com
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sf7epg3nks77wgi5fbaqhjyd/feed/aaai4pkzgnkgw
Ball and chain. Packers shareholder. Duller than you can possibly imagine. Personally wrecked Brooklyn. "A quality follow" -- Peter Kafka
I'm not actually Superman. he/him
32. She/her. Canada. Blogger. Queer.
My blog: https://adorablefluff.blogspot.com/
I control what types of content I consume and if you are looking for a follow back, I may not depending on your profile, feel free to unfollow or block me.
liberal/progressive, union forever, writing (poetry, essays), reading, music, sports (Nottingham Forest, cycling, biathlon, and, um, Mets)
Professor of Political Science at UC Berkeley
Board Certified Veterinary Dentist™️, gulfsouthvetdentist.com. Originally San Franciscan, former Alaskan, current New Orleanian. Mom of 3 amazing human kids and various pets. Always curious, proudly liberal democrat. She/her. No 🚫 DMs please
having fun online
seattle
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
not the darth u are looking for
Hawkeyes/Cubs enthusiast. Land side and aerial photographer. Drone vids. Beet lover/avocado hater. World traveler. Good guy.
Minnesota. Socialism. History and literature nerd. Top 96% of OnlyFans. Frequently wrong.
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
i make bad art and worse jokes and i enjoy the science side of cooking and baking.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
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thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
You know... the weird one.
Relentless architect of my own hell
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Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
Documenting my thoughts on War and Peace, 1 chapter a day
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town
Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
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✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
Eight-time winner of PEOPLE's Sexiest Man of the Year award, three-time AL MVP, recipient of the 1973 Nobel Prize in Chemistry, third grade spelling bee finalist. Formerly a baseball words guy at FanGraphs and Sports Illustrated.
I have alotta nicknames, and I’ve had so many adventures, bland or grand, with so many amazing humans.
What an adventure we’re now in, our Stephen King Era if you will.
How’re you doing?
✌🏻❤️🔥✨
#StephenKingEra
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
https://www.facebook.com/TouchThe80s;
http://touchthe80s.com/
Musician, silliness, history, mostly-peanut-gallery, then getting hijacked by current events bullshit
#WhatWeDoInTheShadows
#Severance #TrueCrime #nymets #ishedeadyet
💙🫏❄️ 🇺🇦
I’m a Hound. I like to sniff stinky things. I keep the property free of rats and raccoons. I don’t play fetch, but thanks for asking. Living my best life in the great Pacific Northwest. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
Maladjusted, maladroit, malcontent. Really anything mal
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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My hobby is taking pictures of fun and weird Japanese mascots (and other costumed characters).
Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Once met a giraffe called Henry🦒.
Big fan of comedy. LFC
We can’t stop here. This is bat country.
Your DMs confuse and frighten me. He/him
Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
Random lines from Moby Dick. Bot conceived, coded, and curated by @samplereality.bsky.social. Follow the companion bot @findmobydick.bsky.social for sources.
God only talks to me because I have a pool.
Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
middling jokes/existential dread
all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
Pfp by onehourlate
My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Vintage McDonald's Super-Collector
80s & 90s Food/Drink Nostalgia
***All images posted are from my own archives***
all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip)
Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
Clevelander.
Relapsed Catholic.
Into good music, good books, works of mercy.
Currently enjoying punk rock semi-retirement.
Book nerd, hiker, pagan, aging punk rocker. Enjoy the 'classics,' but I'm a tourist. Ohio. ABD from Cleveland State, proud Kent journo undergrad 🎯.
Photographer
Fly Fishing
From the Naked Eye to the Crafted Image
Capturing and manipulating light on surfaces, interacting with chemicals to create unique crafted Images in mixed media.
#EastCoastKin
#MyLeasideLife
#NoExcusesGoFishing
#ForMyMuse
R&B
First known tree hug. Know zero about film but have collected for ~38 yrs. Pre-Code love. Dead--but I'm not dead yet--language familiarity. Demi-horticulturalist. Car-free commuting since 1977. Forever masker. Will write Alt Text for food.
I once made Dr. Phil a toupèé out of bulrushes and blue clay from Boston Harbor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Minnesota
#AuthorsGuild
LEWIS SINCLAIR AND THE GENTLEMEN COWBOYS from CamCat Books
Emmy-nominated/grant-awarded
Educated in 12-student school
Rode bus thru France w/retired showgirl
Extra in movie Fargo
Slept through London hurricane
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