Kristen

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I don’t see what the big deal is. I said I DIDN’T leave any children at Pedo Island.

What a bizarre thing to have to say to Congress. Yikes.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

That part was brutal!

The boy loved the half time show because it had so many flags, of course.
Him: There’s St. Lucia! Chile! I see Aruba!

Me, after seeing exactly one episode of Heated Rivalry

If my team were playing this poorly I’d run on the field too. Maybe they that guy thought he could actually throw the ball?

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

Ring Doorbells: Let us spy on you so we can find a lost dog.

I’m sad to not have our annual Super Bowl party BUT every ride at universal has been a walk on for us so…

Weekend at Bernie’s hat

Finally prepared to reveal my rooting interest for The Big Game

We decided to go to a theme park on Super Bowl Sunday and it is DEAD

Botox catching strays for no reason.

Team USA does usually bring a fair amount of food with them like protein bars and certain things not available in the host country BUT not on the tax payer dime.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

My son is obsessed with the flags of the world and I keep trying to tell him the Olympics is right up his alley but he doesn’t care!

It’s wall-to-wall coverage on the local news and I’m nowhere near where it happened. It’s been leading the network evening news every night too.

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

Like a rag doll

I have a friend who looks exactly like this and you know I sent this to him to roast him.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I had to look something up about Pixar on Instagram for work and now my ENTIRE FEED is people who collect Pixar Cars die cast cars. I guess my default we also “collect” them but not as a hobby.

A fantastic episode and not just because The Jerks reveal that they'll be guest hosting Trek Marry Kill this month or because they confirm Bryan's suspicion that the Secret Hideout shows have forgotten that Betazoids are telepaths (not empaths), but because it's a very fun look at SFA's start.

It’s outrageous! I have to turn on the a/c in A’s room before bed so he doesn’t sweat all night.

Hmmm 🤔. I do feel incredibly bloated.

Yes, yes, there may be some muscle gain but I don’t think it’s possible for a woman my age to gain 3lbs of muscle in a week when the max dumbbell I use is 12 lbs. Impossible, even!

I’ve been working out more (twice a day at least), watching what I eat, not drinking, and I am somehow GAINING weight?! This is outrageous. Being healthy is a scam.

This case has jury nullification written all over it!