Eric Stephen

good adlib

I assumed I was just old and kept quiet about how little that "are you an athlete?" video resonated with me. didn't seem funny at all, but figured maybe I was missing something

the latter, poor phrasing on my part

Happy Friday to you guys

Edwin Díaz will be the *second* Dodgers pitcher to wear number 3, sort of

Position player Skip Schumaker was wearing number 3 on April 29, 2013 when he pitched against the Rockies

Díaz said he checked with his wife, and chose number 3 because they have 3 kids

yes!

nowadays it's because six seven eight nine

Edwin Díaz is wearing number 3 in his intro presser

When it comes to Edwin Díaz ... 😶 ... the Dodgers officially *closed* the deal ... 😎

hell yeah, kudos

(this will be me one week from today)

Behold! I have updated stadium alcohol sales data from October! Is Nebraska still selling more booze than anybody else? What about Ole Miss? Or Oregon?

good morning

i have updated alcohol sales numbers from across the country, thanks to like, 90+ FOIAs and a bunch of spreadsheet work

surprisingly (to me, anyway), Texas A&M is now our current booze leader. LSU, Nebraska and Oregon (!) close behind:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/behold-i-h...

one of these is going to work, and I hope you properly get full credit when it happens

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

that app is robin us blind

bring sunglasses

that trailer rips

Brett Pill, who was a minor league hitting coach & coordinator the last six years with the Dodgers (and one of the classic Giants with one HR off Clayton Kershaw), was hired by the Rockies as major league hitting coach

Conan needs a referral

Yamamoto voted postseason MVP by New York baseball writers, Judge wins 5th NY player of the year Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Yoshinobu Yamamoto has been voted the Babe Ruth Award winner as postseason MVP by the New York chapter of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America, and Yankees slugger ...

Yoshinobu Yamamoto won the Babe Ruth Award for postseason MVP from the NY chapter of the BBWAA*

(*I either did not remember or did not know that chapter gave their own award for such a thing)

apnews.com/article/yama...

big drew brees guy was my thought

I was a late comer to Midnight Run, and it's a damn near perfect movie

he'd get thrown out of the game if he was a pitcher (too sticky)

Time magazine AI architects cover except they’re all Lyle Lanley

run, queen, run!

Siani is an actual center fielder and has one option year remaining, having used options in 2023 and 2025. Hasn't hit at all in parts of 4 major league seasons (.221/.277/.270 in 383 PA)

that's just research

Dodgers announced their move today ... claiming outfielder Michael Siani off waivers from the Braves

the knives were right there for the cutting, too!