Not to mention that water pressure wreaks havoc with the spit valve.

So pleased that the @minnesotaorchestra.org has my book prominently displayed and for sale. Hope you’ll consider reading it. Available at fine bookstores, on Kindle and as an audiobook the latter on sale for 50% off through August 11!

Everything he touches dies.

My idea for a chain of fast food joints featuring the worst of British cuisine—the House of Lards—sank without a trace. Bummer.

A wonderful album. The Bewlay Brothers—wow.

Asskissing is no longer sufficient, now he’s going straight for the sphincter.

Yeah, that’s a great song.

C’mon now, it’s just that Stable Geniuses have their most profound insights behind closed eyes.

Exhibit A: “Frankly, I don’t think Science knows.”

7F

They lie more frequently than they blink.

Just listened to "Witchita Lineman" yesterday. Jimmy Webb's a true poet, and Johnny's version is heartrending. The line "And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time" -- wow. Perfection.

Those silly instrumentals on side B . . .

“Donkey Bloaty.” !!!

A++

Not 100% on subject, but one of their great albums.

Mike Johnson’s son has an app that alerts him whenever Daddy-o sings “I wanna be Donny’s girl” while lathering up in the shower.

Jimi’s best!

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A favorite Zappa line: “Space is a long, long time.”

Incredible.

Russia, if you're listening . . .

Paraclete? Shit, I thought you said "parakeet." Well, do you want the bird or not?

Yeah, those antennae are wild.

I'm nearly finished with a book that includes a section--the heart of the book, really--called "Ten Easy Steps For if You Want to Write Good Like Me."

Kudos.

I hope you’ll consider reading my book! The Cello Still Sings has been popular as a book club selection with many threads to discuss. Mystery, History, World War II, humor, Hungarian food, coming-of-age, aging parents, resilience, cello playing, the transformative power of music and more.

“At this point, I’m 90% broccoli.”
—Ringo

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth by a robot.

Oh, thank glob. For a minute there I thought I’m only 60.

I’ve decided to release my next book exclusively on vinyl.

Not spoken word, needles to say.

Seems that our period should be known as the Unlightenment.