⛓️🩵Rylan🩵⛓️

Thank you 😌😂😂

a close up of a man 's face with a beard wearing a blue shirt . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a beard, biting his lip

😂😂 she threw a chair at me while I was walking away & talking shit 😂 then she said “what do you mean? I’m confused😠” 😂😂
Girl.

And it didn’t click until I got home cause I was too busy running scenarios in my head 😮‍💨😂

(Me after I turned around & looked at the chair & her attitude 💀) 😂

Texting a Latina be like:

“Wait..If you were confused… what did you throw the chair for? 😅What did you think I said?😂”

So many kids went home sick today…. I hope I don’t get NOTHINGGGG😭

It is…but for the results I want, I’d do it.. and I need my results to last 5-10 years with no upkeep required 😌
😂

I’m sayin….
2 weeks tops

Grilling chicken for a Grilled Chicken Caesar salad 🥗

There’s NOTHING I love more than seeing black ppl happy 🥰
My heart singgggsss

America really works you so much.. to give you crappy insurance for doctors appointments you don’t even really have time to go to, because you have to work…. 🖕🏾

There was no reason I should have wanted to rob banks with her as badly as I did (& still do 👀💀😂😂)

You need to stop despising the people who can’t afford housing, and start despising the people who make housing unaffordable.

😭 im so happy for you & I’ll be there for my bowl togo whenever it’s ready ☺️💕

I remember when I was little my mom said back in the day ppl used to talk about Queen bc of her scar on her forehead… and I told her I would kiss it bc she’s so beautiful

My mom still had no idea I was into women 😂😂

Sorry, but I wasn’t watching Set It Off repeatedly at 12 for the plot..😂

queen latifah has been gorgeous my whole life.

Ugh 🥹 he’s such a little guy 🥰🥰
He’d be sick of me😂

It’s the “where was I?” For me 😭😭💀😂

I took a nap today 😌 so I woke up black TWICE 👏🏾🥹

Finally back in my bed rubbing my feet together 😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

😂😂

Why am I only on one 🙄…

Do I want Chinese food? Yay or nay? 🤔

Because it’s February & I scrolled so quick.. I thought these were chocolate covered strawberries 🍓😅

*puts in my pocket*

Lupus 🤝 Pleurisy

Me:🖕🏾😤🖕🏾

Beeeennnnn embarrassing. I used to hate being called out when I would be online playing in chat rooms 😭

The camera guy was caught off guard and realized he had to put the camera down & help 😭

(Edited)
Exactly.
There are literally cults/ groups for any & everything… to believe there aren’t rich ppl who do obscene things bc they believe theirselves to be rulers or gods is outlandish. Everything is made up by an idea someone had and others who think/is capable of thinking the same way.

Oh lol that wasn’t my intention. When I like ppls post, in my head I say, “yesss….” Then I type from there 😅😂
So I liked it first in agreement before quoting it to write why I agreed