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two people standing in front of the Space Needle in Seattle with purple and pink lights illuminating the trees and buildings behind them

can confirm! 🔥🔥

@everopalescent.bsky.social 😌🥰

as if T*ylor could eeeever sing this 😋

feels like a good day to stream sympathy is a knife on repeat 🤭

yeah the mental gymnastics is wiiiiild

If you still have Disney+/Hulu = don't.

THEY**!!! THEY get to feed...... 👀😰

Yay!! Then you can get all A's and we get to feed!!

but wait! who is that in the distance? it’s your elementary school PE teacher! and he’s giving you an “A” in Running!!

Andrew… those aren’t paramedics… they’re VAMPIRES!! RUN!! 🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏼‍♀️🧛🏻

more 🍑 plz ☺️

quick question: how famous and/or white do you have to be for Democratic politicians to call your death “political violence”?…

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oh wait… adding that miiight benefit one of us more than the other 😏

you only get one view for free - I’ll have to Venmo request you for any beyond that! 😝

i know i know… feet pics already? 🤨

2 hours in the gym on a Monday?? chat… who have i become?… 🥸

I love a “go look at the moon” type of person

math is hard! and illegal now, i heard! so you’re off the hook 😋

Only two huh? 👀🤭

soon to be usurped by “I Eat Ass 2”!we’re cumming for them!!

everything reminds me of him 🥹

sometimes a bad day becomes a good day & you remember life is just such a chaotic, incredible mix of terrible & amazing ❤️‍🔥

feeling very grateful for all of it 😌

YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO Sabrina Carpenter - When Did You Get Hot? (Official Lyric Video)

official theme for when u go back home and see a surprise from high school on Grindr

very like me to take this long to finally skeet

mmhmm yes yep absolutely

hmm 🤔 now that you mention it I am occasionally, sometimes, every so often Horny™️. what a revelation! you’re so good at this!

taurus 🤘🏼