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Writer for tech. Sarcastic AF. Opinions Mine. *moved over from the Twits w/same name. #genX #poet #resist #prochoice #mariners #gohawks

31 Followers  |  45 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.642

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Zuckerberg’s auditioning for Elon 2.0: Same billionaire hubris, fewer exploding rockets.

02.04.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is he still so fat? I thought Kennedy would help. 🀣

02.04.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for a repost. If you don’t follow @theliamnissan.bsky.social you’re missing out on a good chuckle.

04.02.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMid, bro.” 🀣🀣🀣

27.01.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who doesn’t want to see this RN? Nobody. πŸ’•

25.01.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...

23.01.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5355    πŸ” 516    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 53

Just over here explaining to one of the bosses how one executive order can ruin our entire contract renewal.
πŸ₯ΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
#howdidyounotknow
#facepalm
#DEIA

24.01.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you test an apologize. Gross.

21.01.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I have to say is he needs a better fitting suit.

20.01.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.

Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.

20.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 23463    πŸ” 4623    πŸ’¬ 779    πŸ“Œ 180
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
theonion.com/jd-vanc...

20.01.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5839    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 16
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The report must be absolutely devastating.

15.11.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4181    πŸ” 694    πŸ’¬ 380    πŸ“Œ 77
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Stay strong my muchachos

13.11.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5422    πŸ” 556    πŸ’¬ 330    πŸ“Œ 25

seriously. Otherwise, he's just going to heavily suggest drinking raw milk. Apparently, he's not against vaccines, but sure does like to spout disinformation.

15.11.2024 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not.

15.11.2024 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15169    πŸ” 2435    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 82

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