Washed

Got the team back together for a session!

Thank you guys! And hey, this doesn't mean we can't do our "Washed Up on Malibu Beach" pickup! >:)

🫧 And that's a wrap! 🫧

If you're interested in the best teammates this side of low level, keep an eye out for FA posts!

Thank you for everything. Every second was precious <3

🫧 Let's check the stats! 🫧

Washed participated in 43 tournaments and got 3rd place twice, 2nd place once, and 1st place once!

Our proudest moments were...

🥇✨️ 1st - Teacup #15 ✨️🥇
🥈 2nd - LSL #50 Rerun 🥈

🫧 Special thanks to... 🫧

@maliburising.bsky.social, for being our most consistent scrim partner!
@nellf1re.bsky.social, for supporting me from the beginning and encouraging me to make this team!
@deadseptette.bsky.social, for being Washed's #1 fan!

🫧 Don't forget to check out our amazing coaches! 🫧

@starry-echo.bsky.social
@tapout.bsky.social

🫧 The "Subs that saved our asses too many times to count" Award! 🫧

@michylin.bsky.social
@procyonspl.bsky.social

🫧 The members of Washed, past and present! 🫧

Final roster:
@entomolojest.bsky.social
@cupdog.bsky.social
@sharkberet.bsky.social

Former members:
@freakeen.bsky.social
@supernova92.bsky.social
@darkspine.bsky.social

#compsplatoon After a year long run, Washed has decided to thrown in the towel disband on good terms. Thank you so much to everyone who's enriched our journey along the way! Your support means the world to us.

Shoutouts below! For one last time: we'll catch ya later! 🦑🐙🫧

the what allegations

EXPLOSHER MENTION??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

HEY we're Washed! We're a low level team trying to push the explo/dread wombo combo 🔥🔥💥💥 We've been going a year strong and making waves recently, so keep your eyes peeled!

Oh and our dualie, @sharkberet.bsky.social, streamed us once on his yt channel so uh... maybe again someday?

Groups R1 vs. Eating Your Milkshake w/ Chipz 2-0 RH98-FPRD-J46G-KV6A RXSM-GMJ1-0HBR-2LUJ Groups R2 vs. Towson Tigerfishies 2-0 (first game we took bc they didnt show up) RT3V-777H-1AYW-MEQR Gold Bracket R2 vs. Kensaroos 1-2 RTTP-W60M-YWH4-G1WY RUFJ-ACMP-DMD9-8F6D RSRC-TPNB-HV6H-3PHC

Replays in alt text ‼️

Groups R1:
2-0 vs. Eating Your Milkshake w/ Chipz

Groups R2:
2-0 vs. Towson Tigerfishies

Gold Bracket R2:
1-2 vs. Kensaroos

#compsplatoon Last Friday, Washed got 5th place in From The Ink Up Week 88! We might've missed our seed 1 prediction, but that means we try, try and try again until we live up to it!

... We also played a grand total of 6 games. Sets and replays below! Ggs everyone, we'll catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

guys I think we might be washed

I never want to play in bracket reset ever again btw

lust

talk about biblical levels of greed

Erm. I guess Nina's also @procyonspl.bsky.social my bad chat

WB R2 vs. Barnacle Munchers 1-2 RL05-DPQ4-19U6-C0FN RW3R-QSE1-FTVJ-JSH8 RXN2-UX9C-85KU-FTK0 LB R2 vs. Nature's Madness 2-0 RV0W-YUFL-68J0-TQ1Q R1GF-EPVJ-1KLJ-ABCR LB R3 vs. Motorized Office Chair 2-0 R3F3-TPF2-H8QD-RSM6 R33J-7MQQ-7LMJ-JT80 LB R4 vs. Inksurge 2-0 R826-P8U6-5PFS-3RQA RCFQ-SS6P-XCTF-ML9X LB Semis vs. Barnacle Munchers 2-0 R4NV-CHB0-AUX8-PEFL RU4H-NS68-YVUV-NGW8 LB Finals vs. Mosquito Air Defense System 3-0 RENS-XPD5-HKJH-VWKE RV76-UQEH-AHYG-RN9K RNX2-6CAR-3M6R-GU4M Grand Finals vs. SATURN'S RINGS 3-2 RTTW-VL6G-V6W9-K3JL RGC6-LH0T-PRFE-793M RB9A-7TTG-GY52-EFPL RY0T-V8L6-2BHD-CMWP RGKG-7NTR-868W-2S7Y Bracket Reset vs. SATURN'S RINGS 3-0 RK1F-BKBE-XF5H-A28Y R598-0VCB-QYGY-Y3CA R4VT-VF5Y-W5DT-JANV

We had too many sets to list them all, so sets and replay codes are in the alt text! Special GGs to @saturnsringsspl.bsky.social for giving us a run for our money in grands and reset despite it being 4am for them. Sorry for keeping you and the wonderful TOs up so late!

Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

A massive thank you to @raccbrained.bsky.social for subbing for us! We love playing with you!!! I'd also like to thank *sniffles* our coaches @starry-echo.bsky.social and @tapout.bsky.social for teaching our dumbasses <3 I hope we made you proud.

#compsplatoon Last Saturday, Washed won our FIRST tournament, and I'm not talking bronze or silver bracket! We crawled our way through losers without dropping a match into a terrifying 3-2 Grand Finals, then a 3-0 Bracket Reset. It's only fitting we show up a week after our one year anniversary!

oh yeah btw we won a tournament on saturday :)

YouTube video by SharkBeret crusty's teacup | SharkStream

#compsplatoon @sharkberet.bsky.social is going to be live with our run of Teacup #15!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuIW...

Emil and Jester's romantic Riptide balcony dinner. There's two cans of yoohoo and two containers of instant yakisoba. Sterling is in front but he doesn't matter, just look at the sunset.

Oh and I almost forgot! @deadseptette.bsky.social and I had a fantastic time at Riptide meeting all of you. I completely ran out of Washed stickers by Sunday, so thank you for your support!

Here's to hoping we can make it to Riptide 2026!

/Anyway/ please stay tuned for updates on that. Catch ya later! ♥️🦑🐙

With that, we're going to have to open tryouts. Again.

We're still figuring out the details, but we want a different approach this time. As thorough as our system is, we get a lot of... responses, and I'll leave it at that.

We're still down to 1v4 you by the way. You know who you are.

#compsplatoon We announce with a heavy heart one of our ogs, @freakeen.bsky.social, is stepping away from comp and off our main roster. You'll still see Keen sub for us and have a hand in Washed, but we're losing a real one 🥀🥀🥀

WE LOVE YOU KEEN!!! ♥️🦑🐙

I cannot express enough love to @deadseptette.bsky.social for hooking us up with stickers AND rooming with me. If you see us together please say hi, and check out Emil's commissions while you're at it! They deserve the money for extra treats at the venue.

Four of the stickers we'll be handing out at Riptide. Three feature @deadseptette's OC Carmine and the top right is Washed's logo.

A doll @deadseptette made of their OC, Sterling, holding the smaller Washed sticker.

We've got a special double feature coming up for #riptide! @entomolojest.bsky.social and @deadseptette.bsky.social will be attending together and handing out stickers! We'll have two sizes of Washed logos and stickers featuring Emil's ocs!!!

a player i coach watched an enemy drop down and hide in the ink for literally 0.5 seconds, which was enough time for their brain to say "they're not there anymore," turn the other way, and get rushed

this riptide, i want to see how well the average comp splatoon player can play peek-a-boo