Will be changing this account soon, gotta surprise :3
26.08.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@theredguardian.bsky.social
"I really gotta put a lock for that door..." Breed: Maine Coon/German Shepherd Age: 19 Parody Owned by: @talentlessred.bsky.social
Will be changing this account soon, gotta surprise :3
26.08.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"heya peeps!
17.08.2025 16:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Man this summer went by quickly..."
05.08.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Good evening everyone!"
25.07.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"That'll be great! Stop by anytime you need someone man and I'll always be up for a chat!"
11.07.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*his tail wags rapidly* "Yea! It would be cool if you came by! I usually work 9am-7pm and you can pretty much come by anytime!"
11.07.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"batista huh? Sounds great to me, maybe I could visit you someday.. and order something heh"
11.07.2025 19:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"I've been swell! Got fired from my delivery job... But got a new one as a barista!"
11.07.2025 18:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Sonacho! it's been a minute! how ya been buddy!"
11.07.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Hiya Peeps!"
11.07.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1#Murderdrones #MurderdronesJ
21.06.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*Akimbo would be hanging from a tree in kemono woods*
21.06.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"what's up peeps!"
16.06.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Hell yea dude!"
06.06.2025 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Yea he is! Known him since I was a kid! We've probably met each other through him because you do look familiar!"
02.06.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"We probably have somewhere! Do you know someone named Kaleb by chance?"
02.06.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Ah yes, the gay month"
02.06.2025 02:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(Interaction) 
*akimbo would seen sleeping under a tree which seems to be slightly on fire...*
"Would that be a bad thing? Though I don't necessarily like horror I'm usually interested in it!"
22.05.2025 22:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sparky Saturday ๐ฃ๏ธ
17.05.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Aww don't be a party pooper man! I'm just joking! You're no fool just... Extremely.. Dull..?"
17.05.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*akimbo smirks* wellll... You are a April's Fool hehe!
17.05.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Let's say theoretically you were on break during a delivery run and you forgot to put the truck in park... Uhmm.... Where would it be at perchance..?"
13.05.2025 22:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Hmm... Then would your.. Birthday be idiotic..?"
13.05.2025 05:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Why say that?"
11.05.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1(Interaction thingamajig) 
*Akimbo would be leaning on the side of a cafe building*
"One looks like a national threat, I like it!"
09.05.2025 03:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*Akimbo would be sitting under a tree in the kemono woods forest, dozing off*
08.05.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Nothing like a good cat nap to sleep through the heat!"
06.05.2025 16:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0