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he/they. i have an acting degree so i have to be as overly dramatic as possible or else i will literally die

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I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

06.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 7635    🔁 1941    💬 78    📌 61

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

05.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 9226    🔁 1111    💬 188    📌 39
"Sometimes things that are expensive are worse"
YouTube video by Jason Greene "Sometimes things that are expensive are worse"

this has always been and will always be the greatest scene in the history of anything on earth

02.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 246    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 8

i know you're well past getting the read on it but i still wanted to throw my hat in here: i watched it for the first time a couple of years ago and found it held up incredibly well. i went into it expecting it to be, well, somewhat of its time and i remember being surprised that it wasn't

26.01.2026 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

24.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 22034    🔁 8414    💬 5    📌 27

"they deserve to be defunded and jailed" actually they deserve worse

24.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

executive president of hockey operations. ExPOHO for short

21.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if anyone could do it, though, surely it'd be someone who got paid to follow him for a living

21.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hope it is/maybe will be for good reasons!

20.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we normalize machetes?

17.01.2026 06:50 — 👍 143    🔁 32    💬 4    📌 14
a goddess spreads a veil of morning light across the night sky, bringing the dawn.

a goddess spreads a veil of morning light across the night sky, bringing the dawn.

Happy new year. - may 2026 be kinder.

01.01.2026 07:21 — 👍 2398    🔁 678    💬 15    📌 2

it's so funny that cole hamels is on the hall of fame ballot bc that dude was still signing pro contracts like two years ago

29.12.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ugh i'm so fucking bummed for you, sie. i'm glad you're getting/taking some extra time with squeaker, but fuck. this sucks. sending all the love i can to you and jake and the squeaky boy 💖

22.12.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

14.12.2025 06:01 — 👍 3320    🔁 1206    💬 12    📌 6
a sketch with digital color of a woman resting her head on her arms on top of a open book. Tangled branches envelope her, and a goblin pokes its head over the table.

a sketch with digital color of a woman resting her head on her arms on top of a open book. Tangled branches envelope her, and a goblin pokes its head over the table.

18.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 4377    🔁 1099    💬 25    📌 22
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

09.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 17652    🔁 4014    💬 141    📌 92
illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

Eight of Cups 🍷

23.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 6487    🔁 1540    💬 41    📌 18

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

23.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 10494    🔁 3724    💬 137    📌 70

they've been doing these movies for like half a century and nobody can figure out "james bond was always just a pseudonym for whoever 007 is at that point in time"?

11.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
illustration of a bedroom scene in cool tones. Dracula's three brides and Jonathan Harker are engaged in coitus on an ornately decorated bed. A wavy black line censors part of the image.

illustration of a bedroom scene in cool tones. Dracula's three brides and Jonathan Harker are engaged in coitus on an ornately decorated bed. A wavy black line censors part of the image.

"an agony of delightful anticipation..."

I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025

View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson

31.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 2797    🔁 629    💬 11    📌 10

Tech bros: we have made AGI
skeptics: you fucked up perfectly good machine learning is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

26.06.2025 01:27 — 👍 106    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 3
@jon_snow_420
god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

18:54 • 28 Oct 15

@jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 18:54 • 28 Oct 15

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

28.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 1296    🔁 349    💬 9    📌 16

Do you think Dracula and Van Helsing ever explored each other's bodies

12.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

trade secret:

cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart

30.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 310    🔁 43    💬 8    📌 5

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

29.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 4447    🔁 1075    💬 108    📌 45

man now you got me thinking about just crushing a box of timbits

29.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The human brain was optimized for:

• Gossip in tribes of 150
• Tracking berries vs. poison berries
• Running from tigers

Now we use it to argue online with strangers about macroeconomic policy.

Evolution’s patch notes are a mess.

28.09.2025 12:30 — 👍 152    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 2
a box with the words "dick miles"

a box with the words "dick miles"

Out: body count
In:

28.09.2025 16:48 — 👍 1077    🔁 209    💬 17    📌 9

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

18.09.2025 14:39 — 👍 5143    🔁 2068    💬 54    📌 30

Let's all help each other live long enough to see Project 2025 collapse.

18.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 1315    🔁 429    💬 12    📌 4

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