I've reached the age now where pretty much anything I buy from Costco is a lifetime supply.

I believe he is now an American citizen.... with a British accent.

OMG that's PERFECT! I've been associating them with DeLoreans but I hadn't made that leap. Let them forever be known as DePloreans!!

It's time for the New Year's Resolutionaries to head back to the gym... for a month or so. It's funny how their numbers dwindle so quickly.

LOVE THIS!!!!

Huh. The only tree the squirrels have contributed is a mystery species in my neighbor's yard that drops ugly, inedible black berries that stain my sidewalk and my floors if I happen to step on any and track them inside. I do not approve.

I wish film makers would stop making handbooks for fascists.

Me: I'm offended every time I look out the window and see my neighbor's Tesla in their driveway.

Also me: Give up Prime? *Gasp* No F'ing Way!!

Somebody needs this right now 🥹

#ThankYouTG
#CoffeeKindnessShenanigans

THANK YOU!!

Someone said to me once that they couldn't wait for there to be a diabetes cure. I replied that it will never happen... Can you imagine how many industries would collapse and what that would do to our economy? Maybe some other country will develop it but it will never become legal here.

It's customary where I grew up to eat Black Eyed Peas on New Year's Day in order to assure good luck for the coming year but I don't think there are enough Black Eyed Peas in the world to fix this shit.

Musk is just like every other boss all the way down from the top to the lowest manager. You know the one -- the jerk who does none of the work but takes all of the credit (and all of the completely undeserved salary).

I'm proud to support this wonderful store, even if I'm only one person and now have enough aluminum foil to last a lifetime plus leave to someone in my will.

Outrage culture must continually 'discover' new things to be outraged against. Now that they've thoroughly excoriated the 'woke' culture, gays, anyone who isn't white, women, etc., there is nothing left but their own. Get out the popcorn and fasten your seatbelts.

Their greed is killing us.

Okay, admittedly I'm not keeping up like I used to (too depressing these days) but what's this "CR" that they're squabbling over?

Trump has also threatened to start yanking broadcasting licenses. That's also what this is about - appeasement in order to stay in business.

Whenever I see something stupid that people are doing like drinking raw milk or talking about eliminating vaccines, I can't help but think we should go ahead and do away with all warning labels, too, and just let nature take its course. All Hail Darwin.

When I realized most Christians are people I don't want to be associated with, religion is an artificial construct and the Bible is primarily an instrument of control and repression. That was over 40 years ago and nothing has changed my mind since.

Everything the Conservative Right knows about homosexuality is sourced solely from their own pitiful, bigoted imagination. God forbid they actually educate themselves with facts about this or... well, anything.

I'm so old that I remember when there was no choice - every section in a restaurant was a smoking section. And we smoked in the office and everywhere else.... EVERYWHERE else.

Yeah, doubly so for me. I went to Costco. <shudder>

AGREE! It annoys the crap outa me!

Rather than eliminating waste and fraud, I'd rather eliminate billionaires. Hoarding is a mental illness.

I didn't particularly like Disco the first time around. Switched over to classical music in the 70s. Sorry. It's a personal taste issue.

Tuesday is normally a fairly safe day to shop at Costco. But wow, Christmas shopping is already in full swing there. Too many kamikaze shoppers and the return line was out the door. I bought enough stuff I won't need to go back until after Christmas. Feeling a bit battered and bruised. Wow.

I was with you until I saw your antidote. Gah.

I always wondered how CEOs, MAGAts and Trump could sleep at night, but now we know: Tempurpedic.

Note: I use only one of the products on this list and will immediately start looking for a replacement.

Right? Why didn't he at least dump his weapon and the clothes he'd worn? Did he WANT to get caught?