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I cancelled Amazon back in December of 2024. It was like quitting drinking; the BUY NOW button released endorphins. Fortunately doing my microscopic part to save democracy releases more.

Last night’s @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com A-block was BRILLIANT!! Kudos!

#OBAMA2028

STOP SHOPPING AT AMAZON!!! I’m sorry that it’s inconvenient. You know what else is inconvenient? Losing our democracy! #AmazonSucks

If it was perfect they would have found the Epstein files.

Why is the “Steinmauer” logo on the wall in the visiting room like it’s a Home Depot? #GH

Dear Antifa HQ: do you need my direct deposit info for the No Kings protest? According to every right wing microphone humping a-hole and Russian bots, we’re getting paid. Come on, I have a truckload of abortions to pay for.

Trump is 34 count felon lecturing the country about crime.

Trump lecturing on crime is like me lecturing on healthy eating choices.

Dear Universe, don’t you dare take Dolly and leave the insulation scalped fleshy bag of evil soaked bloat rot!!

Pam Bondi is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Elizabeth Hasselbeck

This pants sharting yam isn’t going to stop until his name or waddle is on every piece of this country.

This is an example of a “dissenting view” that Bari Weiss would insist get equal time.

Has anyone received the email regarding the fall Antifa cotillion?

If you cheered for this guy, you’re probably a Trumper.

Dear Citizens of Port Charles: How many people have to come back from the dead for you to stop being surprised by it? If I were you, I’d stop having funerals. Just go home and wait. #GH #GeneralHospital

Or…how to manipulate the news cycle.

Did I miss something? Are you telling me a sitting congress person doesn’t have a lot of security? #GH

Don’t scream about corporate greed and then continue using Amazon and getting coffee from Starbucks. Good talk.

Mike Johnson is that scary nanny that was sent to protect the devil kid in The Omen.

There has to be some sort of down the road payoff for making Abi so completely unlikeable?? #Corrie

Do we need a real id in Mattel?

Ok…who’s the hunky bartender on #GH?

Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC President Donald Trump said he is appointing Fox News host and ex-prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.

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Merchant fees (the fees to use a credit card) are not new. Any businesses who are NOW upcharging customers for that are just straight up shady.

What does Pete Hegseth have to do to get fired, wear a tan suit?

From the Steve Bannon school of layering. But for Bannon, it’s more to cover that he smells like an ashtray that has been rinsed in a urinal and kept in a hot car.

Noses so far up his ass, they could probably detect colon cancer.

Karoline Leavitt might actually be direct from the bowels of Hell.