✨Jessica✨

I'm lucky I have Gaga instead of Madonna (generationally) but honestly - Grandpa, I'm tired.

People keep talking in my algorithm about the insanity of the "male loneliness epidemic" but I have yet to encounter the conversation directly. At all.

I'm mad as I want the opportunity to scream laugh in someone's face.

I know it's entertaining to watch the Elon/Donnie Boy Mean Girls Grade Social Collapse but like ... It's not even surprising? Like a generic romcom. Someone needs to spice it up a bit.

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It has been repeatedly proven, however. My first ACAB moment? My ex gf signed up, used me as a reference, I gave her a terrible one, and they still hired her.

Sometimes you have to take your sweet soul out of her cocoon and give her the pep talk you would give your best friend.

Be the change you want to see.

In a departure from my previous policy, I will also now be charging people for dealing with their baggage

Just one. And they don't even understand it.

I'm so tired of tweets reposted as "creative memes"

Or worse.

Acted out tiktoks.

Shhhh..... Stop stealing creative thoughts that have already sucked us dry coz we've seen it reposted 9009 times.

YOUR rendition isn't better

(It's worse) (Coz you're ugly) (And irrelevant)

Shout out to the girly scream-singing Dua's "Don't Start Now" while stuck in traffic on Burbank Blvd today.

I was homicidal and near a mental breakdown on hour 2 of brake lights and it made me giggle. Coz why? Relatable AF.

I need two sapphic pop divas to get together, write amazing albums in love with each other, have a crazy messy split, then breakup albums.

Like I wanna hear what awesome lyrics Chappell's ex would write about her.

I want sapphic pop diva angst from both sides.

Anyways. Tell a trans person you love them and will defend them in real life situations today. No special reason. Just do it. Coz you can and you will. 💜

Y'all with opinions on people who are transgender need to start having more opinions on Botox, face lifts, BBLs, hair plugs, and fake tiddies.

Which seems to be the whole "conservative" (conserving what, I ask) side.

Being disabled isn't fun or special. Accommodations are generally average. Fuck off with your commentary as if reserved seating for one event makes up for a life of suffering.

Some of y'all dumbasses need it spelled out for you.

VIP: Convenience due to tenure, financial contribution, social respect, etc.

ADA: Accommodations made for people whose participation in events/activities would be less than ~average~

And this is why I have this platform. So when I have a few tequila sodas and no orgasms, I can scream into a void. A void which might trigger weird people to reply, but hey! I'm drunk. Let the games begin.

STOP BEING MAD AT TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND START BEING MAD AT THE WET SOCKS THAT POSSESS 90% OF WEALTH OFF THE BACKS OF MIDDLE CLASS LABOR ISTG IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED

While typing this some poor bastard bumped into me. Said "SORRY!"

Clearly manifesting.

Anyways. Quit being dicks. Pay attention. Humans exist outside your experience.

If I have to deal with one more person shoving past me to read their destination without an "Excuse Me!" (Or equivalent), I'm just gonna start throwing hands. Idk how packed this bar is.

Quit being rude.

People need to re-learn the art of some vague politeness. Mostly just the basics. "Please", "Thank You", and "Excuse Me"

Also just really tired of being an autistic-y person in a "this religion makes zero sense and I have REASONS"world

If you do not understand what "it is finished" as one of Christ's last words means, then you didnt pay attention in Jesus school

Christ would have loved queer people.

Fight me.

With scripture from the New Testament because when Christ died the Old Testament was written off.

Come at me. Honestly.
(Also Jesus said just love. So go eat a dirty, unwiped, homophobicn straight man ass)

Is it just me, or does it feel like people just throw numbers around in regard to the economy?
"It costs 66 billion in untaxed labor" "We lose 84 billion due to overspending on staplers".

Idk. It all just feels willy-nilly to me.

If you gotta do the lil "clap/cheer" motions during an audience judged competition, you're not going to win.

Don't bully (or guilt idk) people into responding to your presence more positively.

It is what it is. Take the L or whatever. Jeez.

Oh yes. Well, that's all very logical.
(and tracks, historically)
Thanks for the opportunity to see inside the mind of the people who provide unsolicited opinions on others' beliefs in the name of their imaginary friend.
It's been enlightening, but you've served your entertainment purposes. Ta!

Well, I can confidently report that, if this is your true intention, it isn't going to get you anywhere. It is combative and condescending.

I wish you growth in your methods to spread your message and the best for the rest of your life's endeavors.

Hey real quick.
Humor me.
Why do you even care?

Like... Is it "I gotta be right coz I suck at everything in my life outside the internet" thing? (I mean you suck at this, too. And I'm giggling at work)

Is it a sideways-charitable attempt at getting people to see the truth?

Help me out here.

The lack of explanation of my personal beliefs to a stranger on the internet does not equate to being "fake". I don't owe strangers shit.

The weird, self-absorbed "answer to me or you're not real." position is... Bold? Unhinged?

Whatever. Have a lovely existence. ✌🏼