A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

reffed off yeri from rv

(Showing the tcrf.net page for Hello Kitty Picnic with Sanrio Friends.) Regional Differences "By the time of the European release, Hello Kitty was no longer friends with her Sanrio colleagues. [...]." US: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnic_Title.png || The game's title screen, notably reading "Hello Kitty PICNIC with Sanrio friends".] Europe: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnicEU_Title.png || The game's title screen, instead reading "Hello Kitty PICNINC WITH SANRIO CHARACTERS".]

oh fuck my notebooks are here oh fuck i found a pen fuckkckk

i am getting better at hiding my executive dysfunction (i’m gonna do all the things i need to do but before that i need to list them in my notebook coming today but before that i need to get my pen refills so i can write)

i had to miss an department-wide meeting last week and apparently i got a shoutout for being funny LMAO

i didn’t realize how much the whistle candy from my childhood looks like a condom (the ones i bought as a kid even came in strips of these that u tear off)

i noticed in-person notebook prices are lowkey atrocious lately but i just scored 6x 100-pg five star college ruled notebooks at 1.58 apiece after cashback 😊 yay yippee

i have TEW many thoughts and plans again i need to buy another notebook. i hate the idea of piling up notebooks but it's the best way for me to organize my brain

ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate

the humble potato:

A true centrist

omg LOLLL yea i haven’t heard u say it but i believe it

no i was taking a wild guess bc that word is a big tell LMAO

egg

Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.

魔法のステッキ？がんぼるぞい。
（National（現Panasonic）のガスライターの先端が豆電球になってるのですが、詳細が知りたいです。）

translation:
Is this a Magic wand?

and sometimes they are cheaters!

wendy was SOOOO CUTE!!!!!

Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social

Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOD...

"Switch 2 Edition and a free update to the base game launch January 15, 2026. Only on the Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch systems. Pre-orders are coming soon"

what stage of capitalism is this

lowkey watching it like glad im not a cishet man bc i’d be the easiest fking target. like sure bomb girl i’ll go with you 😳😳😳

watched the 🪚👔 movie only knowing about it from pop culture osmosis (aka fanart and my brother) and ohhhhh i finally understand the m*kima hype. thought she was dommy mommy (boring) but she’s soft-spoken (hot)

it really was. i was a greedy hog and prob ate at least 5 croquettes (i split one and put half on cyn’s plate knowing she was full and couldn’t eat more. after i finished my half i went U gonna eat that and proceeded to snatch cyn’s half back before she could say no)

These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.

While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...

cyn and i made a Humble Meal (fresh lobster rolls and curry croquettes)

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

I painted ur dog

literally my mental state when i’m sick for more than a few days