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Jo ๐Ÿง… they/them ๐Ÿง… 25+ ๐Ÿง… MDNI ๐Ÿง… ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿง… anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals

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@shortboxcomicsfair.bsky.social is almost over, last chance to grab my comic โ€œasunderโ€œ ๐ŸŒŸ

30.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Inktober Day 30 - Vacant

30.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1712    ๐Ÿ” 475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wisptober Day 26 - Ophelia

"She was laid out in the dark waters, still and pale, as her body slowly faded away."

Obligatory Unicorn of the year!

#Wisptober #wisptober2025 #illustration #unicorn #mixedmedia

27.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1825    ๐Ÿ” 570    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: I'm feeling horny... But for what I don't know

Friend: I think that's called being restless

30.10.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A NEW ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE???

30.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very sad announcement
I'm officially a csm fan

30.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.

28.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5176    ๐Ÿ” 2172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

lmao "well i cant use ai i guess i need a big cartoon map? i guess i need dial up and i need to print out 40 pages of mapquest? im real stupid"

28.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration of an anatolian shepherd dog with a bloodied wolf collar surrounded by sheep, turkish poppies are bordering the frame, red text reads:
โ€œI AM NOT A VIOLENT DOG
BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I BITEโ€

illustration of an anatolian shepherd dog with a bloodied wolf collar surrounded by sheep, turkish poppies are bordering the frame, red text reads: โ€œI AM NOT A VIOLENT DOG BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I BITEโ€

i am not a violent dog

28.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4767    ๐Ÿ” 1565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I speak for all of us who have an auntie whoโ€™s just your grandmaโ€™s next door neighbor.

28.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1395    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

the star birdsโ€˜ journey ๐ŸŒ

27.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post by Tumblr blog โ€œyardsardsโ€: โ€œ*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*โ€

Post by Tumblr blog โ€œyardsardsโ€: โ€œ*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*โ€

25.10.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 511    ๐Ÿ” 357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates

check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out

26.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3418    ๐Ÿ” 2422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

My parents saw my 3rd tattoo today (I have 5 but they don't have to know that) and they told me not to get any more. I have like 3 more queued.

27.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it bro

27.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad, explaining AI to my mom: โ€œIt doesnโ€™t think. It copies stuff wrong.โ€

27.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4050    ๐Ÿ” 998    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom has the first pair

27.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An edited tweet from Coffee Spoonie that reads:

I want to be extremely close about: I never *don't* want to be asked about my OC

it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions

I will never be displeased by questions about my OC

at no point in my life will I ever be like "no thank u, i don't want to talk about my character right now"

An edited tweet from Coffee Spoonie that reads: I want to be extremely close about: I never *don't* want to be asked about my OC it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions I will never be displeased by questions about my OC at no point in my life will I ever be like "no thank u, i don't want to talk about my character right now"

real and true

23.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2496    ๐Ÿ” 1637    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 162

Whenever I call myself 30 my friends get pissed off at me and say I haven't "earned" the right to call myself that yet

Psht, whatever, I'm 30

25.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carille is a treasure

24.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a scanned collection of eight cartoonish drawings of women surrounded by fish. all are drawn using alcohol and acrylic markers.

a scanned collection of eight cartoonish drawings of women surrounded by fish. all are drawn using alcohol and acrylic markers.

markers are so fun!!!

23.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1041    ๐Ÿ” 285    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much hoping my first option remains available

24.10.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was offered a job earlier but they didn't offer benefits so I had to turn it down. Hoping other stuff works out

24.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

23.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4339    ๐Ÿ” 1752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

I've been getting more interviews which is good, but god damn. Pwease hiwe me ๐Ÿฅบ

23.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Rattling the bars of my cage*

HIRE ME

23.10.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate writing cover letters

23.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

Eight of Cups ๐Ÿท

23.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5841    ๐Ÿ” 1377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

22.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6419    ๐Ÿ” 2162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

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