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Jo ๐Ÿง… they/them ๐Ÿง… 25+ ๐Ÿง… MDNI ๐Ÿง… ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿง… anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals

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Latest posts by hamsternaut.bsky.social on Bluesky

I hate how bloated I get on my period wah

14.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny

13.02.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1312    ๐Ÿ” 562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Wear a mask! Ideally a well fitted respirator like an N95.

Covid is not over. The government pushed a โ€œback to normalโ€ agenda for the economy, not because it was safe.

They told us โ€œonly the vulnerableโ€ needed to worry, but covid is a multi system vascular virus that is dangerous to everyone.

10.02.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 492    ๐Ÿ” 243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It could also be really bad for Discord if Canadians informed the Privacy Commissioner about this future violation of PIPEDA.

09.02.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 520    ๐Ÿ” 423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

no more yaoi vs yuri. im consuming both like a fat little piggy eating slop out of my trough

10.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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monthly sticker club now open! sign up on my patreon at the bud tier or above before march 1 (PST) to snag these (that's when i'm shipping them out). spots are limited

09.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always a good day to listen to Green Day

09.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

09.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13148    ๐Ÿ” 6100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Fanfiction doesnโ€™t exist to be โ€œgoodโ€ it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and youโ€™re gripped by madness

08.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2300    ๐Ÿ” 1215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

adagio

08.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2062    ๐Ÿ” 582    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

What a great day

Great movie, great company, great food, just great all around

09.02.2026 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as โ€œtri-biโ€:

โ€œBisexual, bilingual and non-binary.โ€

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as โ€œtri-biโ€: โ€œBisexual, bilingual and non-binary.โ€

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08.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14399    ๐Ÿ” 4474    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 333

Fuck, do I watch Arcane again? Obviously yes

08.02.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

08.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4697    ๐Ÿ” 1339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Made dinner but suddenly I'm overcome by nausea because of my medications so idk what to do with all this food

08.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(rips off my shirt) I love knights โ€ผ๏ธ

07.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta defeat the depression by reading Naruto fanfic about the Ottawa housing board

06.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked in the mirror and felt sad that people see a girl when they look at me. I'm just a little guy

06.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm too employed to be non-binary but ouch the gender dysphoria

06.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*looks at my ocs*

Which one of you bitches can I give my OCD to

05.02.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a collection of cartoony rats (and 2 mice) drawn in ms paint

a collection of cartoony rats (and 2 mice) drawn in ms paint

some more ms paint rats (and mice) to add to the collection! thank you to everyone who got one, i love seeing pics of your silly goobers and getting to draw them โค๏ธ

05.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 695    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Wahoo! Finished converting these into 3" big temporary tattoos~ >:D Which was ORIGINALLY what I drew them for but then I just got super distracted along the way hahaha. I think these would be really fun to wear to match w friends at Fanfest!! #FFXIV

15.01.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17751    ๐Ÿ” 5364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 361

I miss my friend: The Guzzler

05.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me side eyeing everyone that called me cho chang as a teenager

05.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said this to a friend but hey it's pretty weird that a lot of white queers were fine with the racism in Harry Potter but drew the line at transphobia.
Uh... Both are bad and the racism alone should've been enough to draw the line.
But who am I to talk? I'm just queer AND a PoC

05.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HAPPY PIKACHU DAY!

#ใƒ”ใ‚ซใƒใƒฅใ‚ฆใฎๆ—ฅ #pokemon #pikachu

04.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1439    ๐Ÿ” 616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of peopleโ€™s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad

03.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1382    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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U can really tell Iโ€™m drawing this with my heart (located in my penis)

27.01.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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