Jessie Phillips Andersen

And advocate for universal vote by mail/voter registration. The system itself means there is little need to poll workers or observers. OR’s automatic reg, mail ballots, chance to research candidates/issues at home, widely available ballot drop boxes, and text tracking is extremely pro-democracy.

So proud of my accomplished husband.

3: his Erdos number
2: his Jeff Dean number
1: his Epstein number

So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.

It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.

Are you seriously talking about prices when a mad man is threatening the entire stability of the world, our allies, and the global economy—stop parroting pathetic Chuck Schumer and do something about the mad man destroying the world.

Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…

We are Stitch and Fucking Bitches!

Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!

They’re lawless murderers. Your words here are no better than “thoughts and prayers”—and these people are no different than the school shooters your toothless colleagues say that about. Do more. Do better.

Spam from Jim Jordan; reply saying “Fuck off, pedophile protector!l”; then “You have successfully unsubscribed.”

Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.

WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”

Team raw: shaved with lemon zest, lemon juice, and julienned apple. The zest really amps up the lemon flavor to balance the sprouts without making them too sour, and the apple brings crunch and sweetness. You could also throw candied nut on top, too if you’re into it.

AKA Pedophilia for Dummies

He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.

@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸

You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.

Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked

It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!

We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.

Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.

But: Haverford has a relatively small endowment because the Quakers believed investing in the stock market was gambling, so they missed out on the huge gains of the market through most of the 20th century—so they look like an easy target.

I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.

a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him Alt: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him

If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.

What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.

Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).

princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair . Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time flipping a table

Like this, but with the entire government and judiciary

Supreme Court paving the way for six members to be shipped off to The Hague.