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How do I write satire in the age of Trump
Plz help

I am the news
Fear me

Script for my upcoming parody video :))

I cannot see what this is a reply to because i tend to get blocked by bee movie enjoyers :((

Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

Barry is a omega male because he refuses to give up his benis, thats how he gets the girl; semen retention

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Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

Could you read this live for me
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Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

No read this instead:
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I think you are mistaking bees for fruits. Fruits have seeds and are obviously girls, making veggietales butch lesbian pornography. Meanwhile, Bees have a benis, making them boys.

Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

Please call and read them this in a very serious voice.
We cannot spread our gospel without you
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Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

Im better, faster, and stronger
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a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes ALT: a cartoon bee is standing on a stack of blue boxes

We prefer him here:

Should i test his reading comprehension

Blud plagiarized Wikipedia, likely based his post on an ai summary of this Wikipedia article
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_....

We also have the special privilege of being one of the few places where hitting kids is considered a non abusive form of punishment

What about those of us who want to make out with normal sized grasshoppers. Some of us have spent years lusting over hopper from bugs life, and have already come to terms with the fact he cannot embrace our face with his mandibles because he is just a little guy.

Pretty sure that's how Elon ended up buying Twitter

Just hearing the guy posting is actually a bastard so maybe too much credit 🙃

If I had to take a swing,
Id say satirizing the weirdos claiming he is a working class average guy, and the medias effort to paint him as one of us (specifically country Republicans)

The whole fat Iowan thing being an existing trope to tie in, and ozympic being a current event to tie in to

The Baby Bottle Scourge This script is now recorded and live at In this video essay I will explain how the 90s and early 2000s candy brand "baby bottle pop" contributed to the feminization of millennial/zoomer men and bo...

That's the fun in it. The knowledge that no matter how insane my claims get eventually someone will hold them un-ironically

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imagine your job is to not shit your pants but you go ahead and shit your pants and you let everyone know you shit your pants. that’s kinda like the nypd finding a backpack full of monopoly money and letting that news story get out lol

The British are subhuman bean eaters.
Eating beans is the same as abortion.
Just ask Pythagoras

I believe the word is "Minecraft YouTuber"

Of art, and the Platonic Man Of art, and the Platonic Man Art has existed for most of the last 6000 years of human history. Frequent in early examples of art, were depictions of female fertility. The earliest art is best though...

I thank my hero Barry b Benson. He taught me that having a fuzzy butt attracts femoids
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Someone should send this to the NYPD

How can he afford a gun with Monopoly money

UwU?

I just want you to know you were actually the first person on Bluesky to click on my f****** video 😭

One of the best pieces of satire covering modern conservative "honest debate" videos.

Bud looks like Nathan for you.
Imagine if this is how we got a new season

No. This is educational information about how to become a real man