Dan Morgan

I imagine “Most Days” was hard to do often, but it made me smile.

Rewatching the “Watchmen” TV series for the 3rd time. Cops with face masks was certainly prophetic. Why do lame billionaires and Trump regime minions take the wrong lessons from dystopian fiction?

And how great is Tim Blake Nelson in everything he’s in?

Does anyone here within the sound of my voice have an Etsy store under their own LLC? I have been wrestling with them for weeks to get my LLC verified and evidently their backend systems can’t handle a mismatch in capitalization or something. #etsy

Happy birthday to Charles Darwin!

“I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.”
—Charles Darwin 1861, after he’d published “On the Origin of Species”.

I had an idea to create an app that would enable the user to essentially create a custom business cards that would be stored in the iPhone Wallet app. MakePass does this pretty darn well and probably keeps me from building one.

That was a golden era for SNL parody advertisements. I don’t know if he also helped with Colon Blow or Macintosh Jr, two of my favorites. Macintosh Jr. hit very close to home. That’s still what I use mine for 90% of the time.

I like Cris Collinsworth. Fight me. ;-)

My kids (and a few siblings) probably have a separate chat where they say “Dan is REALLY texting a lot at 7am. Up early and had his coffee? Is he comparing the Tolkien references in Rush and Zeppelin?”

They now see Fallout as a primer to the future. That’s why they all buy islands.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Also… ashes that are alkaline ARE basic. (Not Catholic school this time, but degree from K-State in agronomy and a Certified Crop Advisor.)

@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Joseph of Arimathea took Christ’s body down from the cross and arranged for his burial. Not the Joseph of Bethlehem/Nazaraus who was his stepfather. Sorry. Eight years of Catholic school stuck with me.

I had a request for a doormat with this phrase on Mastodon so I thought I’d share it more widely. store.danmorgandesigns.com/product/2640...

a south park character says why can 't they leave me alone ALT: a south park character says why can 't they leave me alone

So, they hallucinate underwear gnomes?

The Cure, what else?

Wait, wait, I know this one! Is it Adidas money?

Ministry of Plenty

Ministry of Truth

Ministry of Peace

a man in a cowboy hat is talking on a cell phone while eating a bag of chips . ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is talking on a cell phone while eating a bag of chips .

Happy 10-4, “Smokey and the Bandit Day”*
*a holiday I totally made up.

This Coneheads sequel looks shitty.

Gen X erasure continues. #GenX

@verizonofficial.bsky.social I get my Disney+/Hulu bundle through my Verizon subscription. Suddenly my Disney+ and Hulu login reports back that I do not have an active subscription. Naturally there’s no way to contact support of ANY kind outside of STUPID chat bot. #verizon.

No fucking shit Sherlock. #GenX been saying it since forever.

Mine we largely from Germany. Got stuck in France waiting for the Civil War to end. Had a kid there. Hopped a boat. Settled in Kansas. 13 children in total. My grandmother had 100 first cousins. Yeah. Big Catholic families.

He’s a fraud who built his fortune on the work of other programmers. I despise him as much as Musk

Fuck me. Where’s the gin?

That’s a real banger as the youths would say. I like it.

It works. Close enough to a Sam Elliot ‘stash to keep. The Earp brother who lived.

Good comment.
There’s so much bad faith commentary (shit posts & hot takes tbh) here and elsewhere by people who don’t actually install the dev betas and submit feedback. It is like dogging on a book or movie by only looking at the cover/trailer.