Better be careful. You donβt want to waste good whiskey by spitting it out while laughing hysterically
26.09.2025 10:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@oldmankmc.bsky.social
Husband, dad, Gen-Xer
Better be careful. You donβt want to waste good whiskey by spitting it out while laughing hysterically
26.09.2025 10:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100% do it
25.09.2025 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If for some reason a pub wants a queue then it should post a sign. Not queuing should be the default
21.09.2025 11:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes the double yellow lines detract from the view, but I can tell you that in the US, there would be βNo Parking β signs on posts every 15 feet on both sides of the street
20.09.2025 11:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This looks delicious. But unfortunately for me, after 40+ years of cooking, one thing I still canβt do is make a decent poached egg
20.09.2025 11:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This photo triggered my acid reflux
12.09.2025 00:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seems more like a nightmare
06.09.2025 20:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love that you consider a nap to be productive. Definitely the right mindset to have
22.08.2025 23:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was behind a GTO just the other day. Car kept weaving and crossing the center line. Thought the driver might be drunk or on his phone then I remembered thatβs just how the way those cars handled!
16.08.2025 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was at a game in Baltimore, lots of Sox fans that night. Buchholz wasnβt pitching. He came out pregame and signed autographs for over an hour. Class act
14.08.2025 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs too bad they took down all the trees along the roadway
08.08.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has he done a full week of work since the inauguration?
07.08.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And he paid the medical bills
07.08.2025 21:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Instagram has unveiled a new location sharing feature. Here's how to turn it off
07.08.2025 17:31 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I guess in the 70s anything counted as clothing. Here dude wrap this shower curtain around you and youβre good to go
05.08.2025 23:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heβs looking for a balcony to give speeches from. Like his idol
05.08.2025 21:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kinda late to be backing up
03.08.2025 23:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With all the second hand smoke I inhaled as a kid I may as well have smoked
30.07.2025 18:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, I donβt think thereβs much of that going on
30.07.2025 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least it didnβt hit the bridge so I guess thats progress?
23.07.2025 13:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything is going wrong because this is their priority
20.07.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt care how hungry I was, if I was a kid and saw that mascot Iβd turn right around. Terrifying
11.07.2025 22:53 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Pathetic
01.07.2025 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For a start, turn down the volume on the music
27.06.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably not the best time to have unidentified masked men in tactical gear roaming the streets. Just saying
23.06.2025 11:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention.
22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.
Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But heβs a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.
No more hotels! The city needs housing
18.06.2025 17:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kiss being labeled punk is the most hilarious thing about this.
17.06.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one cares
16.06.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0May god have mercy on us all
16.06.2025 21:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0