Gef the Mollygoose

Also we all know how janky any AI generated 'film' is, so the amount of wrangling and CGI-ing this took to make it look good probably took just as much time and money as doing it properly

You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.

Arthur Daley is thriving I see 😅

Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.

48 years to the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life

me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix

mugger: no i mean-

me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

“Humans can just go get manual labor jobs if desk jobs are repaired with AI” is both not going to suffice to provide enough jobs and is also going to result in massive societal anger because manual labor jobs often *are terrible*, which is why people have worked hard to avoid them for generations.

I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone,
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!

Pointless just had a round of Peter Sellers roles - disappointed at the lack of Goon Show characters, come on!

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I have more of a comment than a question.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.

My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.

Parody of Shelley's poem "Ozymandias" in the style of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." It goes: 'Twas sandy, and two trunkless legs Did stand amid the desert vast, All frowny was the shattered head Of once-great Ozymandias. Beware the King of Kings, my son, His vanished works! His bleak despair! Beware the wreck's decay, and shun The sands boundless and bare.

I spent the weekend offline, so I'm late to the Ozymandias poetry-spoof craze (if you missed it you must be following the wrong people!). Anyway I couldn't stop thinking about it, so here's my contribution.

Thank you! It was an honour to rewatch all the carnage 😅

YouTube video by Molly McDade Every Pokemon Catch and Death | Confused_Dude VODS (Pokemon Heart/Gold Nuzlocke)

Big thanks to @gefthemongoose.bsky.social for putting together this SUPERCUT of all the catches, heartbreaks, victories, and losses of the Nuzlocke run!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyd3...

It even comes with timestamps 😎

Why is Alex Horne there?

Miguel singing to Mama Coco

Coco singing to mama Coco

Miguel realizing that Mama Coco sees him

Mama coco seeing her parents 😭

Happy annual Sobbing while Watching Coco Day to those who celebrate

Watched Coco just now and it truly makes me sob EVERY SINGLE TIME

A meme with four images and advice for resetting them for Daylight Savings Time. Image 1 -- "A Smartphone: Leave it alone, it does its magic." Image 2 -- "Sundial: Move one house to the left." Image 3 -- "Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer." Image 4 -- "Car Radio: Not worth it, wait six months."

hea'ds up

Unsure what it says about me that I love that version of Creep, but on here people are saying its awful #Strictly

a man in a black robe says obviously ALT: a man in a black robe says obviously

Lewis, the dancer, doing another great dance.
#Strictly

No takers for my Reverse Mrs Doubtfire screenplay in which an elderly Scottish woman pretends to be fast-talking improvisational stand-up Robin Williams.

I like how Peter Serafinowicz even keeps the "extremely incompetent failing business" joke going right down to the sole choice of delivery company

THANK YOU THAT'S AMAZING

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

One of the biggest reasons to love Douglas’s epic and why I was so thrilled when he asked me to “bring it home to radio”.

I don't know who I need to pay but I NEED a recording of that big band version of Creep, Dave Arch where are you #Strictly

Completely agree with Craig that Jojo stole the show here!

1000% agree with Craig, Jojo stole that dance completely, Alex was also dancing next to him #strictly